fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob

That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012

Fanny Pack

When your wear your woman around your waist with your lipstick in it...

Got her so hot she's on these hips like a fanny pack

by Lunchtrays November 25, 2024

Spaghetti Fanny Pack

The fanny pack in which you may store your beans or spaghetti.

Mark: "Why are you so mad today??"
Thomas:"My beans fell out of my spaghetti fanny pack in front of the principal and he laughed at me!"
Mark: "Oh man"

by Beaneater69_Tbahm April 10, 2019

Fanny pack

An erotic sex position, where the woman uses ropes/strings( powerful enough) to suspend herself in the front of the man, so he can walk and fuck her at the same time. This is a symbol of dominance of the man over the woman.

Dude 1: I see you fanny packed her.
Dude 2: Had to show her who's the boss.

by Anon_69/420 September 20, 2024

reverse fanny pack

When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.

Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.

by Skeelow Green June 14, 2017

fanny pack five

A group who's actions are very often the definition of standardized deviance.

When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".

by anoneomas March 22, 2019

fanny pack guy

A guy who wears a fanny pack, that's it.

bender bending rodriguez: what a fine day
fanny pack guy: hello
bender bending rodriguez: what the fuck is that fanny pack guy

by cyb lib January 27, 2024