faffluencer

As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”

Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.

Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.

by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020

Fadfer

A man who is addicted to all gay porn

Dustun is such a fadfer dude

by Person69430420410 January 2, 2021

faffhead

Someone with idiotic idiosyncrasies.

Look at that guy climbing a mountain in flip-flops. What a faffhead.

by wearetheloop January 24, 2008

faffled

A combination of "friggen" and "baffled".

I just don't get it...I'm completely faffled!

by Jenn Gren December 23, 2008

Flaffed

When you get into trouble and that one person; usually very loud and obnoxiously says “OOOOOOOOOOOO” and proceeds to look like a dumbass

Guy1 “I was in class yesterday and Jacob flaffed at me”
Guy2 “dude I hate people who do that”

by Gonefortea March 4, 2021

faffing

Faffing: Fucking Around For Fucking Ever.

I wanted to go out and look at art cars but my campmates spent two hours faffing and I had to wait for them.

by 4wesom3 September 8, 2010

farfegnugen

The German word for "Driving Pleasure."

The German marketing slogan for the Volkswagen.

Adolph: I need some 'me time.'
Minion: Why not take your car out for some farfegnugen?
Adolph: Good idea. Go kill yourself for trying to be smarter than me.
Minion: Sieg heil!

by Door June 28, 2005