Eltons

A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john

1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.

2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.

- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H

by Ronzula May 27, 2008

elton john'ing it

the act of covering up homo-sexuality or gayness by marrying a woman and having children.

A: "who wears skinny jeans and a pink shirt? man that guy is deffinatly gay "

B:"Nahh, i no him. hes got a girlfriend, and shes having a baby in a few months"
A: "Yeahh, well he's probley just elton john'ing it"

by Seek the king of New Hampshire January 27, 2011

Elton Johning

It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Chris: I was Elton Johning it.

by D Moore April 27, 2014

eltiona

Eltiona is the sweetest little girl so adorable and lovely . So pretty and kindhearted, and is a sweetie to everyone she meets .You're lucky if you have one in your lifetime.

Eltiona

by She_died November 20, 2021

Elton, PA

A very small town that expands about 3 miles. There's one restaurant/bar called The Homestead Inn....no gas station....no stores.....and just about every house has a firepit, plenty of chairs, and a full cooler of beer in their backyard! :)

Elton, PA? Where's that?

by bored in elton October 25, 2011

eltion

Eltion is the sexiest man alive, he can do everthing, Eltion steels you're girls, nobody is safe when he comes. Everbody who talks with the word "Eltion" talks good never bad.

James: Damnn i wanna be like Eltion
Carl: Damnn Boyy, you look fresh, but not fresher than Eltion
David: Who has the most girls?
Kevin: Of course.... Eltion!! not you!!

by BoomHeadshot21 January 3, 2017

Elton High school

A pile of shit on fire that really needs to burn to the ground. A whole school that talks about equality but runs off a social class system.

"oh my days do not go to Elton high school. its dreadful."

by Bailey fray June 17, 2018