Eaton Rapids

Possibly the coolest place to go if you're a flying dog and in need of a refueling.

Dog 1: Dude, I need to take a pit stop.
Dog 2: There's an Eaton Rapids about five miles west. Watch out for snakes.

by DaMonica Lankinskie April 12, 2009

misivta of eatontown

A yeshiva (high school) for boys with magic powers where they can learn to control them it’s also a place where unloved girls with daddy issues seek approval from the students of M.O.E. Over all a magical place

Skank: hey I hooked up with a hot guy from misivta of eatontown.
Skanks friend: oh well now your a whore

by Meat ur mom September 20, 2021

Dorris Eaton

A "school" full of sheltered overprivileged rich kids who hide in their bubble and congratulate themselves on being superior to the other people they've never met. Majority of the students and teachers are narcissistic scumbags that have no idea what they're doing, as well as no incentive to do anything worthwhile, or even their job. Headed by Gerald Ludden and Co., a wealthy aristocratic group older than the dinosaurs yet with less social skills and life experience than the average Twitter user. This school is a complete dumpster fire on wheels. Even though they make millions of dollars in tuition a year, the administration has a budget of about 2 nickels for school supplies, technology, and staffing. I wouldn't touch this with a bargepole and neither should you

Dorris Eaton

by windowjumper December 13, 2021

Mr. Eaton

A gay ass, square dancin', hokey pokey ass cowboy nigga that molests kids and takes big black dick in his ass

Person 1: "How do I look today?"

Person 2: "You look like a Mr. Eaton."

by Dynamic Douchebag June 1, 2018

Eatonism

An aura that surrounds a person, making most girls fall in love with them on sight

Student 1:Dude, look at that girl all over him.
Student 2:Yeah, she's fallen under eatonism.

Girl walks up to guy.
Girl: "How are you getting all these girls to like you?"
Guy: "It's just the eatonism baby."
Girl falls in love with guy.

by Zoe Dumas May 16, 2010

Eaton

This is the act of eating while riding an portable donkey while making your way downtown eating fast and then heading home

"Yo did you see Nik eaton yesterday?"
"Yeah man that was crazy"

by Eatonknower June 2, 2014

Eaton Community College

Is full of communists and drug rings.

Also known as:
Eaton Communist College,
Eaton Criminal College,
Eaton Correctional College,
Eaton Community College,

by Noel Brunning April 21, 2011