E.T.L

An abbreviation standing for Extreme Technical Lag.

Wow my internet is experiencing E.T.L.

by TooRecycled October 6, 2009

e.t.h.

a boy who often puts himself before others. he pushes away those who are closest to them. their relationships never last because they often treat and are very hypocritical.

My boyfriend has turned into a e.t.h. !

by sheneedshelp June 7, 2011

E.T. Bitches

Girls who have really close relationships with their parents therefore they phone home a lot. They may also enjoy riding in a basket attached to the front of a bicycle while covered in a white bed sheet.

Dude 1: Ey bruh where's Clarice?
Dude 2: She's on the phone with her Mom again.
Dude 1: Again? Damn she's one of them E.T. Bitches!

by Lucrative Burrito September 7, 2015

E.T.M.I

Excretion Through My Internals.
A disease normally associated with individuals who have had past experiences with Ligma, Sugma, Sawcon, etc.

Person A: Hey dude, were you diagnosed with E.T.M.I?
Person B: What’s E.T.M.I?
Person A: E.T.M.I ass you fwiggin dingus!

by vizual bandit October 16, 2018

e-t-e

Not to be confused with end to end related to Graffiti.

End-to-end / e-t-e is a time period in which you do one activity (work, study etc.) from the point of waking up to the point of going to sleep.

e-t-e periods are proven to be both difficult and dangerous regarding lack of sleep, physical activities etc.

The company is doing so bad that everybody needs to work e-t-e for a week straight...

by noideawhy May 11, 2020

e.t.o.d

Elephant trunk of a dick

My buddy has an e.t.o.d

by Rooster-57 September 11, 2020

E.T.H.I.N.O.U.T.S

E.T.H.I.N.O.U.T.S stand for:
E = easy

T = tall
H = hopeful
I = interesting

N = nosey
O = organised

T = tired
S = students

It seems like 76% of young adults are E.T.H.I.N.O.U.T.S.

by AATTFF October 26, 2020