The form satan takes as an owl, beware of the Duolingo owl. This creature will haunt you as you sleep with no father because you are fatherless and nobody sleeps with their father anyway because that's weird.. if that's normal for you... go get therapy.
The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.
If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.
there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.
If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.
there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
-EXAMPLE ONE-
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*
-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*
-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
by shrekussy March 28, 2023
Get the Duolingomug. A cognitive trap disguised as a language learning service to keep people addicted until they lose the ability to speak their native language leaving them with no cognition.
Duolingo should've called itself Antilinguo. My friend lost his ability to communicate after using Duolingo and knows absolutely nothing for the rest of his life. We had to Euthanize him because there were no solutions.
by BetterSkatez July 1, 2025
Get the Duolingomug. An evil bird that takes your family hostage when you forget to do your lessons, I can't say no more or he will know......
Hey can you hang out after school today?
Can't duolingo has my parents trapped in area 51, I gotta do my spanish lesson first
Can't duolingo has my parents trapped in area 51, I gotta do my spanish lesson first
by ElectricPhoenix99 September 21, 2022
Get the Duolingomug. Go do your lesson now. Just kidding, Duolingo is an app where you can learn a language. However, people only use it for the memes, not to learn a language. If you’re wondering what I mean, people often make Duolingo memes where if you don’t do your lesson, the Duolingo Bird will capture your family.
by a definitioner January 21, 2024
Get the Duolingomug. duolingo, a ''innocent'' language learning app, lets say you'll practice Spanish, you forgot a day! you go tell your friends.. its too late, they're gone.
by alewrites4u January 26, 2024
Get the Duolingomug. Duolingo is an app/website that teaches languages. It's mascot is a green owl.
The owl has been featured in memes for kidnapping families of those who misses their lessons.
Basically, you're trying to translate "¿Quieres morir hoy?" while a murderous owl watches your every move.
The owl has been featured in memes for kidnapping families of those who misses their lessons.
Basically, you're trying to translate "¿Quieres morir hoy?" while a murderous owl watches your every move.
by The7Guy July 21, 2020
Get the Duolingomug. Person 1: Hey, I did my Duolingo yesterday, now I'm at Unit 35
Person 2: Bro, I forgot! Let me call my mom.
*Person 2 calls his mother, no response*
Person 1: Dang, bro.
Person 2: Bro, I forgot! Let me call my mom.
*Person 2 calls his mother, no response*
Person 1: Dang, bro.
by HERHUGEBOOBS August 24, 2025
Get the Duolingomug.