1. a dick head, who is father of your child.
2. man brimming of confidence & arrogance in fatherhood to the point where he assumes he knows it all. Offering parenting advice through what he "heard", belittling the parenting of child's mother.
3. man who is an ideal father following up on all fatherly duties except, noticing that the mother of his child is the ideal mother/woman.
2. man brimming of confidence & arrogance in fatherhood to the point where he assumes he knows it all. Offering parenting advice through what he "heard", belittling the parenting of child's mother.
3. man who is an ideal father following up on all fatherly duties except, noticing that the mother of his child is the ideal mother/woman.
When a dick head donor interacts with the mother of his child, he will go out of his way turn the conversation into a negative experience. Often having her walk away from him shaking her head mumbling, Ugh! What a Dick Head Donor!
by Autumn Goals April 7, 2010
Get the Dick Head Donormug. a penis that is ran over by a race car and left with skid marks, its actually when u shit and use ur dick to whipe so it looks like skid marks.
by Marro123 November 12, 2007
Get the talledega dick headmug. french dick heads-generally most of the population
by <rob> June 19, 2006
Get the french dick headsmug. 
The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.
by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003
Get the Water on the Dick Headmug. by KiDdZERO January 5, 2009
Get the dick head of the daymug. use to describe someone... even if they are normal. good fun.
This club is full of them dick head jockeys....
This club is full of them dick head jockeys....
by chellisector December 18, 2008
Get the dick head jockeymug.