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Dibonic Shit

The most horrendus, ghastly, smelly, retarded, gooey, raging, shitty shit on the face of the planet. God help you if you know someone that takes these kinds of shits.
Shawndavious: Ay man, listen I understand you taking a big dump in there, but you gotta get out of my bathroom eventually.

David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!

Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!

David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?

*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER December 26, 2022
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Dibbles

Formed for an unfortunate medical condition, dibbles are usually found at the end of an extremity where the hands and feet are usually located. Dibbles are projected "finger-like" extensions off an area that use to have fingers and toes. Not to be confused with a nubin; which is dibbles without the extension. Dibbles defined: MUST have some sort of small projections in the area.
Cop: He has no hands! He only has dibbles! Get the chines dibble cuffs!

Wave your dibbles in the air! Like you just don't care!
by Side Hug November 7, 2014
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Dibble Dabble

an expression describing only a partial participation in a given activity. A substitute for the expression "I dabble" and is often used facetiously.
Nigel - Yo Giorge, do you play soccer?
Giorge - I dibble dabble.
by Koss February 28, 2013
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Dibbler

A person who gets off by dibbling.

Most commonly a man.

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During the double team his girlfriend found out he is a dibbler.
by tjkooker July 4, 2009
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Diblan

He has a hell of a Diblan! Its like 2cm long!
by naughty_monkey May 3, 2011
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dibbly dobbly

Somewhat derogatory cricket slang for a medium or slow-medium pace bowler.

Quick as possible explanation for Americans unfamiliar with cricket:

Bowling in cricket is like pitching in baseball, except you run in and bowl overarm with a straight arm. You have to make the ball bounce. The bowler is trying to make the batter hit a catch to a fielder, or knock over the stumps (3 wooden poles) behind the batter. The distance between them is 22 yards.

There are generally 2 types of bowler: fast, pace or quick bowlers who run in as fast as they can and bowl the ball straight. International-level players bowl at 85-95mph. Spin bowlers use the fingers or the wrist to put spin on the ball and make it change direction after it bounces. Usually bowl at 50-55mph.

Then there are the "medium" bowlers, who generally combine the disadvantages of both (not as fast as the pace bowlers, but there is also no spin on the ball). They are essentially slower versions of the pace bowlers - 65-75mph.

Dibbly-dobblers can sometimes be useful if they are accurate, but are usually good for smacking all over the field. They are often used as a gamble which quite often backfires, hence the name.
In the 1992 World Cup, New Zealand used a trio of medium pacers, Rod Latham, Gavin Larsen and Chris Harris who were jokingly referred to as Dibbly Dobbly and Wobbly.
by Choda Boy 57 August 22, 2006
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Sir Dibbledord

a british detective personality that comes to life after smoking far too much marijuana
Sir Dibbledord searches the refrigerator for clues after smoking a big fatty.
by jennaficktion May 1, 2009
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