derick help me

Its the version of pranking where you just beg for help, often you call akward and innopropriate hours such as 12:00 on a school night.

pranker: derick help me
prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?

See attached sound file

by DiZASTiX July 20, 2008

Derick

A pick me boy asshole, that’s moved on way to damn fast. He not only moves on too fast but he moves to fast in relationships. He will take your virginity and tell you that you are “lose”

“Bro, I heard Derick likes you. You should stay away from him.”

by Pickle_queen March 28, 2021

derickx

A Derickx is a footballer with a whale of a schlong.

Oooooh look at that derickx lay an awesome tackle.

by Crazy Man 2 November 23, 2010

Derick

has a penis shaped head that is always looking for a good nugget fuck

Nugget:wanna fuck?
Derick: does a bear shit in the woods?

by daltonmothafuckinpratt June 9, 2020

deericka

a rachet hoe usally annoying who can be a pain in the ass

deericka is mean to jb.

by phathenia October 17, 2015

Derickosis

when one has the ability to go out with attractive, cool girls, one chooses the lower class, not as attractive, girl and the relationship never works.

You know who you are when you have a bad case of derickosis

by notmayyyyyyyyy November 20, 2013

dyerick

Dyerick is a real ass nigga that don't take no shit from nobody. He play basketball, he tall as fuck, and he'll dunk all on your ass, i mean put his balls on your head and all. But dyerick is sexy as fuck and he be pulling all the hoes but he don't care about them hoes because he got a sexy ass girlfriend. And word around is he got a daddy dick.

Don't fuck with dyerick!

by Dyerick March 13, 2017