Daylight Rule 

This applies on school grounds. It is a rule that no sensual touching, or even a simple hug cannot be performed between students or teachers.

It's really stupid but allow it.

*two students caught hugging and making out*
teacher: that's it! Detention for breaking the Daylight Rule

Daylight Rule by a.K..a January 2, 2018

Daylight Savings 

Someone who was never invited and then ends up overstaying their welcome.

No one invited him to the party, everyone went home 2 hours ago and he is still here. He is such a daylight savings.

Daylight Savings by Stoffels Kruger August 19, 2021

daylight delight

Having sex during day time/daylight

We just had some daylight delight with my partner yesterday.

daylight delight by Hoblos September 28, 2023

Daylight Ninja 

Dumb asses that don't realize ninjas wear black to blend into the night. Can also refer to your garden variety dumb ass. Mama mia.

First Guy: Hey! You wanna go climb that building in ninja costume?

Second Guy: Dude. It's noon.

Ninja hanging from roof: (whispers) daylight ninja.

Daylight Ninja by Miss Orifice April 27, 2011

daylight robbery

when someone member of team manages to fluke even the most shit goals to put your team 1 down in stoppage time... after what can only be described as the worst and most negative performance from an opposition team at Anfield for years.

Liverpool 0-1 Man United. 3rd March 2007

"Man Utd fluked another win after an extremely negative and poor perfomance... daylight robbery of Liverpool!... i wish i could defecate on Neville's face!"

daylight robbery by bignandosmullet March 4, 2007

Daylight curtains 

Blackout curtains when defined by a moron.

Trick that bird into thinking it’s nighttime with them daylight curtains!

Daylight curtains by anonymous October 4, 2020

Daylight Saving Time 

When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.

Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"

Daylight Saving Time by Jeremiah C April 23, 2006