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cujoolk

Cujoolk is someone or something that is: particularly obese in size, gay in sexuality or fluid in shape, stupid or useless, or extremely disgusting; akin to some lolcows. Cujoolk/joolk can also mean the material that one hate-goons to. (Note that this word can have all or only some definitions in different usage cases).

Cujoolk can also be used for shorter versions like its verb and other adjective version joolk

To joolk, be joolked, or joolking means: to be jacked off to utter completion or drained by another person, robbed and pantsed at dickpoint, or to be disfigured in such a way that would cause absolute involuntary celibacy. When adding an e in joolk or joolked as to make them joolke, jooleked, and jooleking will cause the verb to relate to the actor of the verb instead of the victim, (Note that they are also said the same).
ugly dude: "My little sister cant be this cute" was such a good anime! I also love watching Vtubers.
someone else1: That dude is such a cujoolk, I'm so tired of him.
someone else 2: I know right, me and my other friends have been thinking about jooleking him soon.
someone else1: woah wait how so
by jooleker89 October 5, 2025
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Daddy Cujo

Cujo the full time discord and twitch mod for 10+ creators such as, doitfoemonta. Cujo is known in the chat for having booty but sex with people in chat on discord, some of his victims are “moni” “rein” “luhvaa” “Johnathan” and more. As cujo gains more popularity each day his story continues to grow
by Giga nigga 124 June 26, 2023
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Going Cujo

Going totally postal on a mofo.
These mofos are pissing me off so I'm going cujo on their asses!
by BigR3Dd&Poochie August 30, 2023
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J0LYN3_CUJ0000H

An italian twitter user in mainly on crtwt and hsrtwt, infamously famous for his oc x canon with Captain Caviar Cookie and his obsession with him.
X: do you know this twitter user? J0LYN3_CUJ0000H?
Y: Yeah, he's my oomf.
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calm the fuck down cujo

When someone is so mad , for no rational reason.
Hey man I'm pissed Debbie is dating Ray, she knows his brothers friend and I are friends!!!
Calm the fuck down Cujo
by C. Jack. Forrester February 13, 2017
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