Chrono Crusade

An truly amazing and unique manga by the amazingly talented, yet very perverted, creator Daisuke Moriyama.

Contrary to popular belief, it is not a shojo manga. (It doesn't even have that much romance.)
It has way more action and is far too in depth. It has some of the best art seen in manga in a LONG time.

Taking place in 1920's America it's about an exorcist named Rosette Christopher. She has contracted with a demon named Chrono to have her soul drained so he can use his powers and help her find her missing brother, Joshua. It is unlike any other manga out there. Really, read it.

The anime sucks. (and the dub is horrible, never watch it.)

person A: Did you read those Chrono Crusade volumes I let you borrow?

person B: Sorry, I was too busy watching Inu-Yasha.

person A: ...You're dead to me.

(yeah, Inu-Yasha is disgusting. Absolutely nothing compared to Chrono Crusade.)
--

person 1: Oh my god! What happened?

person 2: Oh, their head just exploded.

person 1: Why?

person 2: They read the last volume of Chrono Crusade. It was so amazing it made their head explode.

person 1: ah.

by CG. September 20, 2009

Clitoris Crusader

Someone who takes ownership over the clit; the master of satisfaction

Dude, I totally put my cape on and was the clitoris crusader last night!

by gerta sanders November 24, 2010

cornstarch crusader

Just a funny thing to call white people

“them damn cornstarch crusaders are back in black people business again.. “

by stellaohlala January 26, 2022

Thumbed Crusader

(Noun, Vulgar)
A deviant, typically of sub-continental origin, who derives particular sexual pleasure from the act of anally-violating females using his thumb (the opposed, short, thick finger with only two phalanges).

"Sen, the Thumbed Crusader, came home to de-grease his favourite appendage following an active night of thumb-crusading." {Modern - 2OTH C.}

by Hamroll November 8, 2006

The Caped Crusader

A common nickname for Batman. Another one is The Dark Knight.

The Caped Crusader is probably NOT what the next Batman movie will be called.

by joey1214 February 2, 2009

dry crusade

The process of penetrative anal sex without the use of a wet lubricant, possibly using a dry absorbant powder such as talc or flour instead. Can be used as an insult, threat, or joke.

"Liam, shut up before i whip out the talcum powder and dry crusade you into submission."

by squire periwinkle January 19, 2013

Holy Crusader

He who must take back the holy land

Did you here about the new Holy Crusader that the pope chose?

by Crispy Potato April 4, 2020