The newest hip term for "Climate Change" which relpaced "Global Warming" which, actually, are both being slowly replaced with "Global Wierding" after the earth stopped warming and began a cooling trend that started in 1999.
In this latest edition of "Global Warming/Climate Change/Global Weirding", Climate Chaos will bring wars throughout the world due to migration from famine, water shortages, declining crop yields, floods, rain, snow, sleet, heat waves, earthquakes, tornadoes, waterfalls, softball-sized-hail, hurricanes, droughts, etc..
In this latest edition of "Global Warming/Climate Change/Global Weirding", Climate Chaos will bring wars throughout the world due to migration from famine, water shortages, declining crop yields, floods, rain, snow, sleet, heat waves, earthquakes, tornadoes, waterfalls, softball-sized-hail, hurricanes, droughts, etc..
If we don't stop driving our SUV's and cut carbon emissions we will be destined for World War III because of all the mass migrations that will ensue from the upcoming climate chaos.
by worldkingproductions October 27, 2011
Get the Climate Chaosmug. noun. an individual who, despite the official statements of a large saturation of scientific research foundations, denies the fact that human interaction with the environment has had detrimental outcome.
Jeremiah: All this global warming stuff is bullshit. Have you read those emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax?
Doug: No, mostly because there are no emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax. So, Jeremiah, explain to me how your opinion has more weight than a bunch of scientists with pHDs.
Jeremiah: You don't know what you're talking about!
Doug: What a valid response, climate hipster.
Doug: No, mostly because there are no emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax. So, Jeremiah, explain to me how your opinion has more weight than a bunch of scientists with pHDs.
Jeremiah: You don't know what you're talking about!
Doug: What a valid response, climate hipster.
by dqv February 26, 2012
Get the climate hipstermug. A trend that people are getting more arrogant, to the point they think they now have full control of the weather, and they think humans were the major factor in events like the Ice age. There is no lesson from a storm, it's simply nature (nature has no assigned sex male or female, neither does a storm, the names come from humans) showing people again and again that it can wipe out anything humans (whether they were male or female) ever created. Some people would call that God in an attempt to explain it, others would try to explain it with science, but really it's simple enough that it doesn't really need any explanation.
Climate change is an attempt by humans to claim that they have nature under control, and that if nature is out of their control, it is because they made it that way. It's not just male humans that have that kind of arrogance, it's all humans. The good news is at least it's killing us in large numbers. If any species deserves to suffer in large numbers, it is humans.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Get the Climate changemug. "Sorry! Personal climate change!" said the guy after he let one in the elevator. "Silent but deadly."
by Mr. Lyle August 27, 2013
Get the Personal Climate Changemug. Just grab your WANG, NUTS, NOOKIE , OR HOOD and STROKE IT.
A great change in sentence structure and mood that is perfectly symphonic where compound sentence structure is desirable to salute great musicians as URBAN DICTIONARY praise is they are very musically inclined.
Putting a known PEDOPHILE in any place will STIR IT UP.
CLIMATE CHANGE.
A great change in sentence structure and mood that is perfectly symphonic where compound sentence structure is desirable to salute great musicians as URBAN DICTIONARY praise is they are very musically inclined.
Putting a known PEDOPHILE in any place will STIR IT UP.
CLIMATE CHANGE.
Some in this crazy word cares about CLIMATE CHANGE. which takes "A LONG TIME ( does it matter) as TIME does not wait for" us but JOANS , JERVIE, JINA , JACK, MOE, AND SUNDAR us that period of MASTURBATION and that ECSTACY OVER AND OVER effects CLIMATE CHANGE. very rapidly.
In memory acommodatively an incredible FRONT NAN "iBRADLEY EDWARD DELP" n the HARD ROCK band BOSTON.
You want to have successful observation of CLIMATE CHANGE. as just use these ingredients put a baby any sex or little girls or little boys in any place where there is a known PEDOPHILE and watch how rapid there is CLIMATE CHANGE.
Right before our eyes , CLIMATE CHANGE. is truly proven when ANT ARCTICA GLACIERS are melting the size of the state of UTAH for example and F5 TORNADOES are hitting major populated areas in the US alone for example and along with ECOLOGICAL MYSTERIES are occuring to TERRESTRIAL LIFE on this planet.
In memory acommodatively an incredible FRONT NAN "iBRADLEY EDWARD DELP" n the HARD ROCK band BOSTON.
You want to have successful observation of CLIMATE CHANGE. as just use these ingredients put a baby any sex or little girls or little boys in any place where there is a known PEDOPHILE and watch how rapid there is CLIMATE CHANGE.
Right before our eyes , CLIMATE CHANGE. is truly proven when ANT ARCTICA GLACIERS are melting the size of the state of UTAH for example and F5 TORNADOES are hitting major populated areas in the US alone for example and along with ECOLOGICAL MYSTERIES are occuring to TERRESTRIAL LIFE on this planet.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021
Get the CLIMATE CHANGE.mug. Barbra, Leonardo, Jane, Arnold, Greta, Bono, Amal and Al are in an elevator but someone trumped.
The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
Meanwhile at Dr Evil’s ad agency.
“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”
“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”
“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
by Option 22 February 5, 2020
Get the Climate Emergencymug. A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.
Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020
Get the Alden's Climate Theorymug.