Clarissa is a very kind girl and she can radiate sugar mommy energy. She is very dominant and abusive to her bros. She have a Lan jiao which everyone love. She regularly have boners from her skirt. Lastly everyone love her because she is a ice cream seller and a sugar momsz.
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Clarissa Ong Wan Yu is a good example of a Xiao Mei Mei
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Clarissa Ong Wan Yu is a good example of a Xiao Mei Mei
"OH MY LANJIAO CLARISSA GOT COVID! ISSOK MOH WILL LET HER REST IN PEACE WITH HER TWO KIND SOULS BROTHERS" Clarissa Ong is a very kind girl
by her dad November 22, 2021
the greatest lesbian of all time. You may think of GOAT but it's really GLOAT(greatest lesbian of all time) the most loyal and talented person you'll ever meet. She has dyke powers that can make any man give up their girl and is basically as strong a superman. Typically ranges from 5'1-5'5 and has anger issues. Usually rich in real life, but if not then in hella credit card debt. But that doesn't matter because she's just that awesome. She's IMMUNE to the IRS and taxes. Owns 200 guns and can probably skateboard or plays a gay ass instrument like French Horn or some shit. Obsessed with flannels and Jenna Ortega. Super funny and will fight anyone just to see if she'll win. Also is awesome. Not to mention, is super cool.
"Yo! Clarissa is such a cool lesbian" "clarissa, you're like hella gay but it's so awesome!"
"I love clarissa!"
"I love clarissa!"
by Bean gobbler August 20, 2024
Clarissa : * tells an unfunny joke *
You : laughs so hard
Also you : shit why am i laughing ?
You will always caught yourself laughing at her jokes even if its unfunny.
You : laughs so hard
Also you : shit why am i laughing ?
You will always caught yourself laughing at her jokes even if its unfunny.
by scientists research December 22, 2022
A cute, kind and funny girl, well at first.
She has a curvy lower half, and a little on the flat side when it comes to her chest. Short-tempered and bipolar.
All she wants is attention and she'll do anything to get it.
She can lie and betray even her closet friends.
She has a curvy lower half, and a little on the flat side when it comes to her chest. Short-tempered and bipolar.
All she wants is attention and she'll do anything to get it.
She can lie and betray even her closet friends.
Girl: *talking to someone*
Other girl: Hey, why are you over here?
Girl: *Still talking to someone*
Other girl: Fine, I guess we're not friends
Girl: God, she's such a Clarissa
Other girl: Hey, why are you over here?
Girl: *Still talking to someone*
Other girl: Fine, I guess we're not friends
Girl: God, she's such a Clarissa
by ∆Anonymous∆ May 18, 2019
She's very pretty but only on the outside because she just likes riding someone's dick rather than someone with an actual personality.
If she's a spice she'd be a jalapeno but if she's a candy she'd be butter.
If she's a spice she'd be a jalapeno but if she's a candy she'd be butter.
by islandboy3 January 04, 2022
Clarissa is a beautiful and a cute looking girl. She likes to tie her hair and makes her more beautiful. Her grades are almost perfect but she isn’t active.
by Aurelia Glorybel November 26, 2021
A gorgeous, smart, and humorous girl who is also a badass that can knock out a person twice her size. She might seem mean and uncaring on the outside, but once you get to know her enough, you'll see that deep down inside she does have a heart. She works hard for the things she's passionate about, a chronic insomniac who won't sleep even if you threaten to throw her off a cliff. A great writer and her vast knowledge on multiple topics will amaze you, basically a more interesting version of wikipedia. A great person and friend that will be there for you and always encourage you to pursue your aspirations. So, for these reasons a guy would've been moronic to reject her and play with her heart.
"Hey, did you know that it's Clarissa's birthday today."
"Oh, really ??"
"Yeah, you should go and wish her a happy birthday"
"Oh, really ??"
"Yeah, you should go and wish her a happy birthday"
by Endocryne May 11, 2023