Christo

This is normally a big big lad who cries a lot and makes fun of people. But if you make fun of him he will cry. He skips workouts too and says he is busy

Don't skip gym. You're being such a christo!

by JohnVangym222 November 23, 2021

Christo

Christos are usually pretty chubby or petite and have huge booties and penises. Most Christie’s have double D BOOBS. The average christo also is madly in love with one piece and will suck luffys gum gum penis. Christos are usually seen in love with Ian’s or Meatballs

That’s christo over there with a fat booty at the one piece convention

by VeryMysteryManBalls November 23, 2021

Count of Monte Christo

Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.

Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''

''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''

"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''

"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."

by nerd observer March 25, 2025

Christo-Veganarchism

A theology, philosophy, and movement which combines Christo-Anarchism with a commitment to spiritual, humanistic, animalistic, and Earthly liberation

After church, the advocate of Christo-Veganarchism participated in an Antifa Rally, then went home & listened to the PETA Podcast & donated to Christian Animal Rights Association

by BigenderTomboy January 25, 2026