Carl

Usually a name given to people with small genitals, A "Carl" is somebody who scrumps for a living and enjoys the smell of his own farts

Danny: Dude you farted
Chris: I know, I Carl'd it

by Pete R Harris August 19, 2009

Carl

Carl is pretty much a variable, and can mean almost anything.
1. a huge spiral crap in the toilet
2. taking a huge crap in the toilet
3. flirting with girls or guys
4. expressing great disgust
5. expresses great surprise

1. Go check out this Carl that i just laid in the toilet!
2. -Where is Mike?
-Oh he is Carling in the bathroom!
3. Tonight I am going to carl with my girlfriend at her house.
4. That was so much carl that I Natho couldn't eat that whole turkey neck! I paid to see that!
5. Oh my carl, did you see that?!?!

by Turkey neck September 9, 2006

a carl

A Carl is a sneaky chode.

I was such a Carl last night when I banged Dylan’s girlfriend.

by Kadash October 12, 2018

Carl

To be slow or to move or speak in a less than normal speed

"oooooohhhhhh nooooooooooooooo"
"What a Carl"

by aaaaaaron July 9, 2007

Carl

Carl is a thirsty overprotective boyfriend virgin who won’t let his girl out of 5 ft of him. He’s usually autistic af and does asmr into his girl’s ear.

Hey see that weirdo over there what is he doing?
Oh he’s just a Carl that’s his thing
Oh ok

by Autistic Legend27 February 2, 2019

Carl

A banjo playing headstanding kinda guy. The kind of man you want to have babies with but still fuck every afternoon. Sings the whole song. Whiskey is his krytponite.

Carl got a new baby sling. It’s got a place for the baby’s bottle and for his.

by Channing May 30, 2018

Carl

The most hot guy you will ever meet. Easton is in love with this hunk. Josh and Eric are too.

Carl is carl.

by BruhitsHmmmmm November 16, 2019