Canned

To be sprayed with bear mace

shit you hear that tim got canned?
damn for real that’s tuff

by KevinKulu December 5, 2018

It's in the can

It is an outdated british slang phrase meaning "it is ready" or "it will be happen". It comes from old film industry slang, when the film was ready to be released.

Journalist: This movie took so long that it was almost forgotten...
Film director: Everybody made an excellent job, the film is in the can.

"She's in parties. It's in the can."
Bauhaus - lyrics She's in parties

by Cap'n Sane March 12, 2021

cans

boobs

Spears's cans are totally fake.

by Dawn September 12, 2002

can

(Australian) Breast/boob.

"Mate, fucken check out the cans on that chick over there!"

"OMFG, she is a very talented girl."

by statusneo September 14, 2011

canning

That night when everyone has their garbage out at the end of their drive-way to be picked up in the morning and some jack-ass goes and knocks over every trash can on one street or more.

neighbor 1: Dude, what happened to the garbage cans on our street?

neighbor 2: It's the new rage, called canning. Looks like they hit up our street quite well.

by Your local canner August 2, 2011

The Can

A being or deity that is far beyond any method of human comprehension, represented by the can since despite having a simple outside the inside is unknown until opened, and is thus simplified in our observation by a simple shape.

Used to either mock the idea of a god or to follow the truth that is the holy can. Followers of the can report improved mental health and good luck.

***Praise be the can***

Everyone: "PRAISE THE CAN"
Heathens: *Shake in fear of the holy can*

by viri de terra July 6, 2019

can

australian, n, gaol,
also beer

he's in the can cuz he was on the can

by herbie August 25, 2004