Canned Sardine 

A rather large, overweight person wearing a coat or jacket too small for him/her.

Harold went to go buy a coat and when he went to try it on, someone told him he was a Canned Sardine.

Canned Sardine by Crusty Joe August 31, 2010

canned jew 

When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight

In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !

canned jew by Bum check September 8, 2016

Canned Coochie 

Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.

ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET

"I like Canned Coochie."

"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."

Canned Coochie by Hannahpleaseloveme June 9, 2019

Canned coochie 

Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes

If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.

Canned coochie by Trumphater— September 22, 2019

canned husky 

(noun) sexual fetish act - a latex condom or lambskin vessel is filled with one persons fecal matter ("scat") which is then swallowed by another person. Another varient uses frozen fecal matter, which is then called a canned siberian husky.

"He asked me if I wanted a canned husky, but I declined as I just had a big lunch"

canned husky by Ridge Banks September 11, 2008

canned ass

when your ass is so nice it could be canned and sold
like canned peaches

damn look at that canned ass

canned ass by zserh November 16, 2005

canned ass

a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.

we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned ass for lunch because we are locked in that fuckin building all night.

canned ass by yetti April 7, 2003