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California Cuddling

A rotten and disgusting act done by mother (covered by a blanket) and father (belly button exposed) laying on beanbags and producing wet smacking sounds. It started on the west coast, but watch out, it’s spreading.
Hey kids be quiet, don’t interrupt our California Cuddling!”
by RetroJaryon November 24, 2022
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Drunk Cliff

When during drinking,you are tipsy or manageable and suddenly the alcohol hits you hard and you become very drunk and fall off the drunk cliff and become unmanageable
Saturday I was out drinking and one minute I was fine,next I fell off the drunk cliff
by MoMoRob March 24, 2010
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Robert California

An absolute legend in the show "The Office." He is the CEO of Dunder Mifflin with Sabre, and acquired his job after talking Jo Bennett, the former CEO out of her job. He can also be referred to as the "lizard king."
Dwight Schrute: "Have you talked to Robert California lately?"
Jim Halpert: "Oh, you mean the fucking lizard king? He's in the conference room."
by TimTheTurtle May 5, 2019
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segue off a cliff

To redirect a conversation in an unexpected direction, with unfortunate consequences; similar to "pulling a clavin"
Person A: Speaking of parents, how's your mother?

Person B: She died yesterday.

Person A: Oh, my ... I didn't mean to segue off a cliff.
by CannonOwner September 29, 2010
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californicate

Many years ago there was a bumper sticker: "DON'T CALIFORNICATE COLORADO"
by andy1 May 30, 2006
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Califaker

A person who pretends they are a native of California. The truth is they have lived in their home town their whole lives and have only been on Choir tour and family vacations to California. They say words like tight, bra, homie and dawg. You can spot a Califaker in the crowd by their Hollister shorts and flip-flops in the winter.
I hate that douche, he is the biggest Califaker.
by d-licious January 21, 2008
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Dani California

The first single off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' ninth album, Stadium Arcadium.
Dani California is the first single from the Chili Peppers since 2003
by Bored as Hell April 23, 2006
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