bump

a term common in north jersey referring to anything and everything. Very similar to philly's yawn.

you hungry? yea, lets go get a Wendy's bump

by jerseystrong4life September 18, 2012

bump

To smoke a moderate but sufficient amount of crack cocaine to keep the High from subsiding several moment after smoking a huge bell-ringer .

Save me bump off that monster rock I just put in the stem for you .

by Alien puppet July 12, 2016

bump

the act of snorting ketamine.

Yo who wantz to take the next bump of this shit??

by oh fo sheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy August 7, 2003

bump

if you have no growler or willy you just have a bump. a bump is usually associated with fluff

John: Do you know mannequin Mike has noting between his legs??
Tony: Yeah he just has a bump

by hibbert23 January 15, 2008

bump

adj to swindle, con

you saying you spent 2 grand on that piece of trash? you just got bumped

by real-i-o August 8, 2003

bump

To insert one testicle into a vagina for no more than approximately two seconds. Usually a spontaneous act, can be a surprise to either/both involved, and can occur by complete accident.

Sid "Vicious" (or Patrick) Crosby: They calling me an alien, a big headed astronaut.

Michael "Bolton" Kovach: Eff those Flyer fans, that does not even make sense as a put down. Why would they even say that?

Sid: Maybe it's because your boy easy get ass a lot. To the tune of 87 women so far.

Mike: That's malarkey. I find your approach (to women) so adolescent -- I may look young but your game is prepubescent.

Sid: It's give or take, and sometimes I switch back to the old recipe. How many girls you slept with?

Mike: 5.5.

Sid: I am disappoint. And what the hell is a half point?

Mike: I bumped a girl once. I figured it was just a few seconds and just a ball so I can't count it as a full point.

Sid: Redic.

by modenapsu September 24, 2011

bump

(Verb) To do or say something that causes extreme embarassment or shame to someone. (see also... bumpy)

(1.) "You got bumped when Mr. Ricks caught you cheating." (2.) "When you dropped your dropped your shorts in gym, you bubmped yourself". (3.) Dude, that was a MAJOR bump!"

by spiderdude July 24, 2004