whiskey bruises

the random, small dents or scrapes you incur after those long nights at the bar.

"Josh, youre car looks like its been through hell"

"yeah its got some whiskey bruises"

by John Gober May 8, 2008

boner bruise

that painful feeling on your mons pubis the morning after dry humping a guy with a boner

Brittany: 'Do you want to go on a bike ride today?"
Me: "No, I have a huge boner bruise from last night."

by britkav July 18, 2012

love bruises

bruising that is usally found the day after a wild, kinky sex session.....found usally on shoulders, arms, legs and/or buttocks. A GOOD SIGN THAT THE NIGHT WENT WELL!!!!!!!

"WOW, dave must have porked u hard last night, u have LOVE BRUISES all over you...... im soo jealous....."
" oh yes, he DID!!!!!"

by SEXXXY LIFEGUARD December 24, 2008

Thigh Bruise

The little tiny circle bruises left on a girl's thigh while getting pounded by a slim man with sharp hip bones.

1. That guy Danny, he's a real thigh-bruiser.

2. Oh hell yea he's sexy, and what a thigh-bruiser!

3. While looking in the mirror in the morning, I thought, "Had me a thighbruiser last nite...Guess that mean's I cant fuck this other guy tonite!"

by Queen Jean September 6, 2005

mushroom bruise

A fierce cock slapping used to instill obedience through domination

"Bring me my eggs bitch or suffer the wrath of the mushroom bruise."

by johnny walker November 29, 2003

whore bruise

Bruises often seen on arms, thighs, knees and possibly neck area that is sustained by physical activity common to whores and prostitutes (kneeling on the pavement in an alleyway, being grabbed by the neck or arm by a john or pimp, general abuse from those that like rough stuff) Also can be detected when a woman has matching thumb bruises on the inside of her thighs ---->from getting pounded from behind.

See Courtney Love.
Chas:"Did you happen to check out that whore bruise on Dan's sister?"
Todd:"Shit, you just know that any girl named Amber has to be a little slut. She was at the frat party the other night and she got down."
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by Salusa March 30, 2007

Bruised Banana

Asain who trys to act black by wearing baggy clothes, listening to rap, and memorizing words to rap songs to seem gangster they also google search "Black People" on their 20,000 dollar laptop

did you see that bruised banana in the audience of BET

by 12 June 18, 2005