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Ur Bro a hoe

Literally the worst insult known to man. Ur mom gay, Ur daddy lesbian, Ur granny tranny, and Ur Grandpap a Trap are nothing compared to this
1:Ur mom gay
2:Ur daddy lesbian
1:Ur granny tranny
2:Ur grandpap a trap
1:Ur bro a hoe
2:*smited by gods magnum dong*
by Lemon crab man pork March 30, 2018
mugGet the Ur Bro a hoemug.

Bros before hoes

When a bro chooses a homie over a bitch
Yaseen: Lets go to the movies!

Denver: Nah ima get laid tonight

Yaseen: Bros before hoes bitch!

Denver: Nah ima get laid

Yaseen: Ok sorry for trying to cock block you :
by Sun Diego February 25, 2008
mugGet the Bros before hoesmug.

ur bro a hoe

B- ur mom gay
Me - ur dad a lesbian
B - ur granny tranny
Me - ur grandpap a trap
B - ur sister a mister
Me - ur bro a hoe
B- *dies
by B killa69 May 11, 2018
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Bro’s before hoes

To be honest I think it should be the other way around... because if you just always talk to ur god damn friends and always go to their houses you need to talk to ur gurl like she invites you over and you have plans for going to a friends house cancel the plans because if you say that yo love her sooo much then maybe just maybe you should hang out with her
Ugggghhh god damn I hate bro’s before hoes I just wanna hang with my bby.
by Big chungaaaassss November 29, 2019
mugGet the Bro’s before hoesmug.

bros before hoes kc

^^what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping with you after school and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it has become increasingly apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term.

a special mention to: rachael chow and bridget tang (寶貝)
"bros before hoes" i uttered under my breath as she was pulled from the train

she whispered a pathetic "sorry" all the whilst avoiding eye contact with me, before promptly receiving a multitude of forehead hickies. does she feel guilt, leaving me in the dust? or is she void of human emotion, but a placeholder for the wonderful woman (?) she once was?

"bros before hoes kc" i muttered, moments before i ended it all.
by ifuckinghatenaomi6969696969 October 30, 2022
mugGet the bros before hoes kcmug.

Bros over hoes😌

To never choose a girl over your bros, spend time with your bros more than you spend time with the girl that might be cheating on you.
-Michael B-
" girl- come hang out with me. Boy- sorry, bros over hoes😌.
by Michaelbrr November 25, 2020
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bro hoe

A bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with "bro's" that dirtbike. They die their hair half blonde, half black. Wear brands such as Skin, SoCal, and SRH. They like to smoke weed, drink beer, be ignorant, oh and they DGAF (don't give a fuck.) You can usually find these types of fake girls at the mall, in No Fear stores... or at southern California teen parties, usually doing a keg stand or smoking a bong.
Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she rolls with his crew, but those guys only chill with her because she gives them head.
A bro hoe typically wears bandannas, drives lifted trucks, over do their mascara, have belly-button piercings that flaunt their beer belly, smoke and drink to prove to the "bro's" that they're chill.
by scandalous synn April 28, 2006
mugGet the bro hoemug.

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