Broadside

More than 2 former/current sexual partners in one place at one time. Unplanned.

I got Broadsided last night when Kelly and Angela showed up at the bar.

by Bowling Green Choker October 4, 2010

Broadsided

To be slapped unexpectedly with a cock in one's face. It's similar to turning and walking into a pole-except the pole is a huge penis.

I went and broadsided Bobbi Lee after she told me that she got a better grade on the test than me.

by Penumbra7 September 15, 2004

broads

nice looking girls who can nice people or sluts/bitches

My broads in Atlanta are dying for me to give them the business in there pussies. #desiigner

by TheBadNiggaX May 24, 2016

damn fine broads

fine old female oap's from headington

the 1 with the zimoframe is a damn fine broad

by Smokingwenis April 1, 2003

Broads beans

The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.

"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.

Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...

Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...

Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...

Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...

by skeeza1 May 20, 2011

Dime Broads

Dime = 10 (on a 1 to 10 scale) Broads = women
So dime broads are broads that are a 10.

we went to the playboy house and there was so many dime broads

by a}{nig January 3, 2011

broadsworth

Basically, Broadband internet.

"My broadsworth is playing up again."

by RENEGATUS DOT COM March 9, 2005