The unfortunate act of accidentally slipping your finger through the toilet paper whilst wiping one's ass, turning the finger into a ballerina, and the paper into a rusty tutu.
by THE GLC CREW November 22, 2011
Get the Ballerina mug.When a female inserts both of her large toes into a male's anus.
Derived from the feminine squeal made by the man once his anus is penetrated; also named by the use of the two toes during this procedure that are commonly used by ballerinas.
Derived from the feminine squeal made by the man once his anus is penetrated; also named by the use of the two toes during this procedure that are commonly used by ballerinas.
Guy 1: "Dude what's wrong with you"
Guy 2: "Oh, my girlfriend ballerina'd me hard last night."
Girl 1: "Well how do you dominate him?"
Girl 2: "I give him the old ballerina, shuts him right up. ;)"
Guy 2: "Oh, my girlfriend ballerina'd me hard last night."
Girl 1: "Well how do you dominate him?"
Girl 2: "I give him the old ballerina, shuts him right up. ;)"
by ogle21 August 14, 2011
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Guy behind the tire counter in reference to my tattoo, "hey darlin'(as he reached out to touch my arm), lemme see your artwork. Is that you? You a ballerina?"
Me, "if by ballerina you mean a woman who will kick your ass if you call me darlin' again then yes I am a ballerina. Is my tire ready?"
Me, "if by ballerina you mean a woman who will kick your ass if you call me darlin' again then yes I am a ballerina. Is my tire ready?"
by Backwerds July 21, 2012
Get the Ballerina mug.a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.
Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over
Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.
Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel
Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.
Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel
by Salad tits cockney June 14, 2007
Get the retarded ballerina mug.On the hopefully rare occasion you attempt to wipe away the remains of a particularly capacious poo and accidentally push a finger through the paper, after the required degree of swearing, you may look down to access the damage and be greeted by what is called a Brown Ballerina. This is the name given to the appearance of your now brown finger wearing what appears to be a lovely brow tutu. Not nice...but hopefully from now on...a touch more funny
After a night on the Guinness and a curry I went to the bog this morning and ended up with a right Brown Ballerina!
by Dave Petherbridge June 19, 2008
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