Bowling

A modified version of the shocker where a girl is positioned for doggy style and you put your fingers in just like you're bowling. Middle two fingers in the pink, thumb in the stink.

Bro 1: "how did it go last night with your girlfriend."

Bro 2: "Pretty good, I went bowling at the end."

by retardedunicorn March 29, 2014

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bowl

verb: the act of throwing a heavy ball with holes in it at 10 pins at the end of a lane.

noun: bowling

a) Hey, let's go bowling!
b) I just bowled a 300!

by gototheconezone April 30, 2005

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bowling

The act of transferring a joint roach into a bowl to finish it off.

This roach is getting low and I don't have a clip. Wanna go bowling?

by atootechnical2 February 26, 2011

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bowl

a pool for skating i.e. vert skating.

do u want to skate the bowl at the skatepark?

by jackson, j May 15, 2006

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bowling

A sport played by the Dude, the only reason why it's actually any good.

Robber: What the fuck this?
The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.

by Sander Ginn November 13, 2007

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Bowling

1) The activity you do after you've done everything else
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare

"There are two types of people who go bowling: there are the people that really, really love bowling, and then there are the people that are like 'wouldn't it be hysterical if we went bowling?'"
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan

by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011

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