Beefy Bear

1. A particularly muscular and particularly hairy and agressive homosexual male.

2. A gay man who is fiercely loyal to his sexual conquests, and/or infatuations. Even to the point of changing identities and/or stalking.

He is so sexy, he had a Beefy Bear stalking him. I understand that he was mauled unmercilessly by him.

by NightTrainLayne April 4, 2009

beefy montopolis

A beating with a rolled up dry towel. Typically done during morning hours to a sleeping or just waking victim. It is not uncommon for a small dog to watch curiously

Fuck around with Kiley and you'll get a beefy montopolis.

by Mclovin666666 November 28, 2019

beefy clit

when your labia does not completely cover the clitoris. the majority of the clitoris is exposed.

guy 1: hey, have you ever met that girl tara?
guy 2: oh, you mean that girl with the beefy clit?

by cow1313 January 23, 2011

Captain Beefy

A large joint/blunt that has the potential to pack a strong punch and, possibly, cause life changing events to occur.

Look, at Ralph! He's having a tough time dealing with Captain Beefy!

by GoGoYubari June 14, 2006

Beefy bois

Beefy bois ( more commonly known as doc martens) are the chunkiest boots sold with ‘beefy’ rubber souls therefore giving them the term ‘beefy bois’

Person 1:Hey what should I wear with this outfit?
Person 2: Well wear your beefy bois of course they go well with everything

Person 1: oh your so right thanks!

by cheeked up Elmo June 8, 2019

Beefy McChode

An angry short fat tool who thinks he's cool. This person also gets no pussy. They also refer to themselves as "stocky" or "big boned".

Jack thinks wearing a tight shirt will show off his muscles, but it is only showing everyone that he is a Beefy McChode.

by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017

Beefy McQueef

A fat little shit stain who says they do sporty activities such as running and brags about how they can do 50 pressups, as well as that a Beefy McQueef supposedly eats salad and vegetables 24/7 whereas they're still a fat cunt who has been caught lacking with 12 krispy kremes a day as well as a chocolate yazoo in the mornings

Example 1:"This bumbaclot blocking my way off the bus, mooovee urself Beefy Mcqueef u oversized whale carcass."

Example 2"Ay Beefy McQueef you've got some food on your chin."

"Oh do i?" *rubs it off*

"Wrong chin nyigga!"

by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018