beefy montopolis

A beating with a rolled up dry towel. Typically done during morning hours to a sleeping or just waking victim. It is not uncommon for a small dog to watch curiously

Fuck around with Kiley and you'll get a beefy montopolis.

by Mclovin666666 November 28, 2019

Beefy Bear

1. A particularly muscular and particularly hairy and agressive homosexual male.

2. A gay man who is fiercely loyal to his sexual conquests, and/or infatuations. Even to the point of changing identities and/or stalking.

He is so sexy, he had a Beefy Bear stalking him. I understand that he was mauled unmercilessly by him.

by NightTrainLayne April 4, 2009

beefy clit

when your labia does not completely cover the clitoris. the majority of the clitoris is exposed.

guy 1: hey, have you ever met that girl tara?
guy 2: oh, you mean that girl with the beefy clit?

by cow1313 January 23, 2011

Captain Beefy

A large joint/blunt that has the potential to pack a strong punch and, possibly, cause life changing events to occur.

Look, at Ralph! He's having a tough time dealing with Captain Beefy!

by GoGoYubari June 14, 2006

beefy style

When one is making love so vigorously that that individual begins to emit solid waste out of there rectum.

Gregory, your going beefy style on me and I don't like it at all.

But Silvia I love it so much when I loose control of mh bowl movement.

by Silvia and Gregory May 23, 2016

Beefy Tomatoes

When a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off.

'Hey Mary, you hungry? I have a couple of beefy tomatoes left over."

by Danny The Dirty October 1, 2012

Beefy McQueef

A fat little shit stain who says they do sporty activities such as running and brags about how they can do 50 pressups, as well as that a Beefy McQueef supposedly eats salad and vegetables 24/7 whereas they're still a fat cunt who has been caught lacking with 12 krispy kremes a day as well as a chocolate yazoo in the mornings

Example 1:"This bumbaclot blocking my way off the bus, mooovee urself Beefy Mcqueef u oversized whale carcass."

Example 2"Ay Beefy McQueef you've got some food on your chin."

"Oh do i?" *rubs it off*

"Wrong chin nyigga!"

by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018