Irish Babysitter

placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping

Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.

by WebsterNouveau April 19, 2024

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

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by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

Babysitter Principle

When criminally corrupt fascists are in charge of America

Donald Trump aka Casino Mobster hired numerous corrupt associates like Whiskey Pete Hegseth and "Not You" Tulsi Gabbard and Pam Bondi (currently stinking up government and committing felonies by the hour) who are acting like ornery toddlers whose babysitter is passed out drunk in the laundry room while kids in her charge are setting fire to the house. in other words, the Babysitter Principle means criminals are running the show and have absolutely no supervision over their malfeasance.

by Uncle Joosie September 20, 2025

RESTAURANT BABYSITTER

Any electronic device that keeps the kids at bay, quiet and basically INVISIBLE!!!

PSP, DSiXL, DS, DSi, GAME GEAR, GAMEBOY..etc

Hey, the waitress needs your order...his heads stuck in that damn restaurant babysitter!!

by RobertoB April 10, 2011

babysitter

One who sits on a baby.

That babysitter should be locked up.

by fruitylittleonecutie September 13, 2025

Social Babysitter

(n) The person who "babysits" their friends or colleagues in a group context. The social babysitter moderates awkward or antisocial behavior and tries to close long spans of silence with humor, engaging comments, and enthusiasm. Social babysitting can be tiring or a source of stress.

As the social babysitter, it frustrates me to decide where to eat with my friends for dinner. None of them have any opinion on where to eat and just say "I don't know.:"

by NackSeabird April 22, 2022