Ark Survival Evolved

Ark a game were you build up and put your heart and soul into a base. Then comes a 48 year old man who lives in his parents basement and f4cks you over. You also have these little f4ckers that get inside the mesh and f4ck you from behind commonly knowns as mesh monekys. This reaptalbe cycle and will basically be the thing that ruins your life.

Example 1 Ark Survival Evolved : Yo tribe mate that littl c4nt is back with his giga
Example 2: Little fu4cker insided me you c4nt
Example 3: That f4cken pego stole my f4cken element

by Your nan_bong_Rat August 16, 2020

Ark Victoria

Also known as the most un-rated school in small heath, where mandem act big even tho they ain't - like at all . A school where if one person starts screaming the whole school goes running like the nosey little shitheads they are. By far the pettiest most childish school out here. Mandem and gyaldem just as snakey as each other baso if yu go here yur lifes peak asf

Boy : yo b wha school yu go ?
Girl : Ark victoria...
Boy : tf is tha are yu mad , nah allow yu

by sym~ November 22, 2019

Ark'd

The act of taking a massive shit after visiting an all-you-can-eat brazillian steak house. With the term coming from Noah and the ark, suggesting that two of every animal will be exiting your ass in a messy, nasty, destructive dump very soon.

Man, I just ark'd in you toilet and it was not pretty at all. You may want to move houses.

by Jhubb August 30, 2013

Ark Victoria

Ark Victoria is the reason why depression exists

Ark Victoria can suc mi youshe

by U will never know who I am Mr December 24, 2019

Ark Syndrome

When people in West Texas/East New Mexico have the urge to by a boat that they will never use.

Isaac:"Why do y'all have a boat when there's no water around?"
Luke:"My dad got Ark Syndrome."

by TOMDARAK May 6, 2020

ark at

to draw attention to
An order or instruction to look at or pay attention to something or someone.

London unknown if derived from cockney slang.

ark at him he's talking bollocks

Listen to/look at/pay attention to/him, the content of his definition lacks credibility

by Uncle Reg September 3, 2007

ARK Survival Evolved

A game created by wild card created to tame dinosaurs and survive build bases farm vegetables and tame every creature and conquer the ARK

I play ark survival evolved every day to learn how to survive

by Ark Master June 18, 2018