Aeropostale

Large franchise of crappy clothes. They put their logo obnoxiously on every piece of clothing they sell. They kill perfectly nice shirts and pants with that stupid logo! Even when you think you've found a nice shirt, there will be a random butterfly or monkey in the corner ruining it. Dear Aeropostale, you are SO UNCOOL, YOU ARE NOT PROMOTING YOUR STORE BY GLUEING "AEROPOSTALE" ON EVERYTHING! Thats why you always have a sale section jam packed with things for like a dollar because no one wants to buy it! Its stupid and ugly!

Abercrombie: I'm a presentable store, so I'm allowed to have my logo across my chest and my ass!
Aeropostale: So am i...
Abercrombie: No kick rocks you're ugly

by chrisxtina88 February 20, 2011

aeropostale

social suicide. those who wear these sad pathetic excuses for garments, i.e. monkey-faced pj pants, to schools should be dangled from the sears tower by their pinky toes. even when you tihnk you're making a killin at the sales rack loading up on 5-tshirts-for-a-dollar, you're actually embarrassing yourself beyond belief. you should be ashamed to roam the mall with hands full of Aero bags if you're over the age of 4. In fact, those who shop at similarly disgusting stores such as AE look down upon Aero shoppers, and if that doesn't say it all, then you should just be shopping there right now because youre hopeless. BYE!

homely mall shopper: Hey!! let's go to aeropostale!!!!
pathetic mall shopper: waittt.. isn't it AERO-postale??
homley mall shopper: nooo!! it's aeropASTLE.. duh!
pathetic mall shoper: well whatever. to me it's just aero... sounds more chic

by hottopicz May 4, 2010

aeropostale

A store in the mall that sells both juvenile and stylish clothes.

Is often described as a cheap rip-off of hollister and ae, but it's not. aero has pretty much the same styles as them, it's just the clothing material is not as good. they have soft clingy stuff, while aero has synthetic clingy stuff that makes you sweat. But they definetely are cheaper than other stores. So go in there and you will get a bargain, but be sure to search thoroughly for good clothes!

Girl1: Oh hey, did you get that shirt from Hollister?
Girl2: No, Aeropostale. It was cheaper but worse material.

by Shopper May 16, 2007

Totes apropes

A loosely used hipster term first used in the mother city that is Cape Town, South Africa. Used to shorten the saying "totally appropriate"

I just got my first coffee at The Loading Bay, it would be totes apropes to Instagram it!

by Seh bear July 13, 2012

aeropostale lovers

A person who has nothing better to do then defend aeropostale. Usually perturbed and rendered to a defensive state of whining like little bitches because they wanna seem non preppy. When in fact this is a trigger response of being salty or seeing ones true self in the eyes of others.

further reserch has discovered they are a new form of clique known as emo prepish fags

i wanted to laugh at urbandictionarys definition of aeropostale but all i got was aeropostale lovers making a fun time gay.

by INKY SKILLZ February 5, 2010

Aeropostale

French for "Air Mail,".

Also a cheap quality ugly clothing brand

A french person visits a ghetto, and sees people with aeropostale shirts

Why does everyone has air mail printed on them???

by Telamon May 13, 2011

Aeropostale

A cool store that has better quality clothes than A&F (e.g. see through and tears at shoulders)
And for those against cute animals on clothes
NEWSFLASH
aero barely has monkeys and turtles and ducks on its clothes anymore. Aero, abercrombie, A&F, Hollister, THEY'RE ALL MADE IN THE SAME PLACE. Just A&F tries to make their clothes look skankier by making the fabric oh-so-transparent

Girl 1: Hey let's go shop at abercrombie
Girl 2: NO EFFIN WAY abercrombie is overpriced. Aeropostale is more affordable and a lot less skankier.
Girl 1: Oh yeah, i don't want to look like a slut.

by kaira_xoxo March 24, 2009