another mule is kicking in your stall

Adultery:
Your significant other is having sex with someone else.

In Muddy Waters "Long Distant Call" or in Koko Taylor "Evil" The line Another Mule is Kicking in Your Stall refers to being cheated on.

by Prince of Pugatory October 21, 2011

another day at the office

a nicer expression replacing "same shit different day"

person 1) how was your day
person 2) ah boring, you know another day at the office
person 1) but you don't work at an office, but a warehouse
person 2) it's a new expression for "same shit, different day".

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014

We need another plague

A phrase uttered in the frustration of standing in line or being in a crowded situation, insinuating that another plague would depopulate the area and solve the problem.

At the beach:

Person 1: There are absolutely no parking spots within two miles of the beach. There are too many people here!

Person 2: I know, we need another plague

by boomsham88 April 13, 2011

Selective Apathy

Selectively choosing things to be Apathetic towards.
In other terms this can be interpreted as choosing selectively things to care about.

Through Selective Apathy, you do not feel Apathy towards everything but only at certain things so that you can say fuck it to some things and don't care about them but still care about others.

To employ empathy or care only when needed.

This can be to dismiss negative things and care or be empathetic about positive ones or dismiss negative things and care about personal things or similar combinations.

"Dude, you've lost your job, have no education and you smell."

"Selective Apathy man, who cares about that shit. I'm gutted that my team lost the league though. That's something to care about."

or

"Dude you just lost your leg".

"Don't care about that, it enabled me to eventually find a cure for that flesh eating disease and help others - Selective Apathy."

by Selective Apathy July 10, 2009

Gay From Another Planet

No attraction to either sex male or female on earth. Other people look disgusting and repulsive because of your lack of interest. You rather spend time focusing on yourself rather than talking to any other people.

Brian: "Hey Jack, look at Tony dude! He just passed up on that girl, and we know he's not gay...wth?"
Jack: "Dude....just chill, he must be gay from another planet."

by Diamonds All Over September 24, 2011

Apathriction

The moment at work or school when you decide (consciously or otherwise) that you aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. You can never be sure when it will strike, but it is very easy to succumb to.

"Where are the presentation notes?"
"Yeah, erm.. I was gonna do it yesterday, but apathriction set in so..."
"You're fired"

by Namerusy Coggrome January 2, 2010

Another One Bites the Dust

A famous phrase that can be used when life presents you with a decent opportunity for you to prove yourself and you still fuck it up.

guy1: Hey I finally confronted that girl I told I like.
guy2: Oh Miranda? Great, how did it go?
guy1: Well surprisingly she sat down next to me and gave me an open chance. I was too nervous so I ran away.
guy1: Another One Bites the Dust.

by dicgreyfox October 23, 2018