Andrei

A stupid ass piece of shit.
And the worriors are fucking ass.
And he will never make the basketball team.
Hasn’t had a girlfriend since forever.
Also he beats his meat with Nutella every day.

Andrei is a lonley ass price of shit.And is beating his meat to Stephen curry with Nutella.

by Andrei Bernal May 22, 2019

Andrei

To NOT be 'sly' or 'ninja', when having a cheeky look/stare ;)

Girl 1: My boyfriend was so Andrei the other night.
Girl 2: ewwww, did you say anything to him about it?
Girl 1: nahhh cba, hes always 'Andrei'ing', i'm used to it.

by Theawesomeonethatsawesome October 27, 2011

Andrey

he is a ververyvery obese 9 year old, he eat pots, and which i mean a plant pot. hE WAS dropped in a deep ass hole with lava fire ants and he has jojo siwa bow and he is in love with her. he likes to drink petrol so his lungs yeeted themself out of existance. he has 791 fingers but their all painted hot pink. he's rlly rlly goddamn fukin rich but he's a bitch soo noobody cares. he has two best friends caleb and antonio. their very hot and their a hundred times better dan andrey

andrey jumped off a bridge

did he bounce

by mycamerabrokeagain May 27, 2019

Andrey

A girl with a lot of sprit and passion in the things she loves. Usually a good singer. Pretty sometimes it depends. Carefree and loves her friends and family

Stop being so uptight and be an Andrey for once

by Midnight munchies January 07, 2018

Andrey

A guy who is controlling and doesn't know how to deal with stress so makes stupid decisions.

Ugh, you are like, such an Andrey right now...

by SONIC HAMMER June 27, 2019

Andrei

1. andrei (pronounced hun-dreai)
European forum leach, famous for its noobness and its meaningless spamming ability. Feed it emotes and it will become your friend.

"-How the hell did the forum reach 2k posts in one night?
-Some andrei must have logged on"

by WatchingOut October 18, 2007

Andrei

Andrei is the last piece to you puzzle of life. It is incomplete if you don’t have an Andrei. He is helpful, hot , creative, funny, good-looking, charming and cute. Andrei is the type of boy that has a large penis. He performs great in school. He is usually tall and blonde. In worst case scenarios, Andrei can be annoying.

“Oh my god, that guy is so hot”
“Ah yes, he is Andrei”

by Mariamariachis November 21, 2021