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aggressive

1. characterized by or tending toward unprovoked offensives, attacks, invasions, or the like; militantly forward or menacing: aggressive acts against a neighboring country.
2. making an all-out effort to win or succeed; competitive: an aggressive basketball player.
3. vigorously energetic, especially in the use of initiative and forcefulness: an aggressive salesperson.
4. boldly assertive and forward; pushy: an aggressive driver.
5. emphasizing maximum growth and capital gains over quality, security, and income: an aggressive mutual fund.
I didn't even do anything. she just started yelling at me. she's just very aggressive.
by SexyMcBigBoobs January 11, 2014
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Aggressive Spooning

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.
Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.
by Dinde October 14, 2008
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aggressively passive

When someone goes out of their way to be passive about things, or to just not be involved. Often, getting involved wouldn't inconvenience them, but they just don't care about that. They want to ignore it and be on their way.
John: That person was calling out for help, and you ignored him.

Jill: Yep.

John: But why?

Jill: Haven't you heard? I'm aggressively passive.
by zeekwolfrunner October 10, 2009
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aggressive piercing

Non conventional piercings, usually anything other than earrings

termed by "Loveline" and "The Adam Carolla Show" Radio show host Adam Carolla
"I'm not into chicks with aggressive piercings"
by BTVAFFX March 4, 2009
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aggressive slacktivism

To append a statement to a slacktivist copy pasta in the format of "X% of people won't copy and paste this status message. I'm part of the 100-X% THAT WILL. ARE YOU?". This statement is an effort to guilt other Facebook users into doing as little to address the problem as you are.
Joey outed himself as a fan of aggressive slacktivism when he posted, "I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, post this for at least one hour." as his Facebook status message.
by empressov May 6, 2011
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Impressive Title

A video game made by a Lion King enthusiast, KovuLKD. Simply rendered lions and keyboard controls, the game began as a gift for a fellow fursona-owner, a one-player fighting game. However, as he experimented with it further, he went on to make a multiplayer option. As internet came into the picture, TLKFAA (The Lion King Fanart Archive) members far and wide began to play. Servers would crash from the sheer amount of players. As demand grew, the game itself improved. People generally used the game for roleplay and chatting, though others used it for making presets and their own maps/worlds. Played mostly by furries of unusually young age or by adults, the fandom for the game grew to be so large that once the game ended, the fandom lived on. Many recreations and attempts to reawaken the game have occurred since then, in particular "Feral Hearts", also made by KovuLKD with the intent of a better multiplayer game.
Developments in this strange subculture included vampire lions, the fight over whether canines should be included, the great exclusion of players younger than 13, the addition of "items" and animals to hunt, the great issue of public presets, how to make invisible teeth, the double jump, huge prides of OCs, the addition of scene/emo hair to lions, the auto-updater, the addition of a million facial expressions, the option of lip-syncing, friend lists, teleportations, /me commands, and many others.
Furry: Hey man, have you heard of impressive title?
Non-Furry: No, what the heck has the name "impressive title"?
Furry: Only the best free role playing game for furries!
Non-Furry: That doesn't even sound half good.
by xxMikuxx November 2, 2013
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aggressive incompetence

A retail term used to describe stupid people in Louisiana, specifically people in New Orleans and Metairie. People whom get upset at other people for their own stupidity.
Joe ran a red light which caused a car accident and yelled at the innocent person for hitting his car. I looked to my friend and said, "see that? That is aggressive incompetence at it's finest."
by BaneCoven November 11, 2019
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