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Alvaro

Alvaro is usually a Spanish dickhead who overstays his welcome at every house he steps foot it. They often kick doors wide open smashing the wall and making more noise than a cat being beat with a hammer.

Is a simp.
Is a jew.
Thinks he's better than everyone because he drinks spiritual tea.
However, this bitch is ride or die so if you get an Alvaro keep that motherfucker on your side or suffer the consequences..
FUckig Helll what was that?? Thats was Alvaro Narouto runnning
by ast0ra March 2, 2020
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Don-Alvaro

Don-Alvaro is quite a charm and loving guy who will love that one girl he treasures and will do all that it takes not to loose her for she is a princess (♥️Chyna♥️).He comes from a Royal family though he's not proud of it, he's still loyal to the girl he loves (Chyna)
Don-Alvaro and Chyna will always love each other till death
by Tekashi9 November 25, 2021
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Alvaro Hotz

A man who walks around with a stick up his ass and every time he giggles he covers his mouth. Lets not forget that every time he sits down his legs are crossed. But there's more to Alvaro than what appears, he's really a player deep down.
You poop standing up? That's very Alvaro Hotz of you.
by gregory1u1u December 1, 2021
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Alvaro

Alvaro is an average guy. Legend has it that he worked in retail and got swung at by a customer. He prides himself in being from Riverside. Alvaro will make living with him for five weeks unbearable. Before going into business with him, you should ask for references.
Alvaro, you should leave.
by lololol9999 July 17, 2019
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alvaro chan

Is a super super Kawaii af Idol boiiiiii. he has the power to make beutifull idol poses and if he touch anithing its becomes kawaiii. At the moment he is a lone wolf (cool right?) But is going to do a duo with flo in the near future
Person 1: do you know alvaro chan?
Person 2: ofc he is so kawaii
Alvaro chan: _kawaii idol pose_
Person 1 and 2 : kyaaaaaa
by Kawaiii.idol.boy July 25, 2019
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Alvaro

Alvaro is nothing and everithing at the same time, he is a living paradox.
He created the Big Bang and is the Big Bang, everithing is Alvaro and Alvaro is in everyone
The Alvaro is the powerhouse of the cell
Only Alvaro
by Danielman373-buchin January 18, 2023
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alvaro chan

A term to describe a super kawai idol boiiiii. Usually those person has the ability to make everithing he touch kawai and shinesss a lot
Person 1: do you know alvaro chan
Person 2: of course he is in a idol due with flake
by Kawaiii.idol.boy July 26, 2019
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