Appalachian funnel

A guy syringes alcohol into his urethra, does anal, and urinates it into another persons’s rectum

Andrew did an appalachian funnel to Brynn and she got so fucked up.

by Charles Crawthenhammer October 27, 2018

appaloosa

a breed of horse that generally but not always has spots all over it. Few spot, blanket, leaopard, snow flake, varnish, and frost are the names of the differet coat vairiations

"Wow" That horse looks like a dalmation. Its a Appaloosa breed.

by katybug August 19, 2007

appaz

apparently

appaz she didnt go out with him before

by yinda94 April 14, 2009

Appalachian Mudslide

When one person is defecating on a toilet. And then person #2 sits on their thighs, and simultaneously shits in the same toilet.

Person #1: "I got dibs on the toilet."
Person #2: "Naw bro... That's my toilet and I can't hold it anymore."
Person #1: "Me either bro, so only choice is to lap up and hit an Appalachian Mudslide."
Person #2:"Fine!! But dont tell anyone about this bro! Dibs on bottom."

by d!ckLuvg0d December 14, 2020

hiking the appalachian trail

Refers to someone's infidelity

"Did you hear about Mark's divorce? He was caught hiking the Appalachian trail."

by dcwedge June 26, 2009

Redneck Apparatus

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

by Force434 November 9, 2008

Appauling

The n00bish and wrong way to spell the word 'appalling'. Studies have shown that farmers are among the worst spellers of this word.

I am APPALLED at your spelling

by Ownage May 6, 2005