Adobe

A large company that specialises in technology and know for programs such as flash and photoshop.

Bro Why are Adobe products so expensive.

by Adobe REE December 25, 2022

ADOBE

Anal Dicking Orifice Bitch Exterminator.

"What is that? Is that an Adobe?"

"Ah! Yes! That is the Anal Dicking Orifice Bitch Exterminator!"

by ButMom! December 25, 2024

Adobe Support

A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.

Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"

by a-mustache May 8, 2025

Adobing

The act of modifying, designing, or enhancing digital content using Adobe software, such as Photoshop, Illustrator, or Acrobat. Used by creative professionals and enthusiasts when adjusting images, refining graphics, or crafting visual elements.

Example: "I've been adobing all day, and this poster is finally looking perfect!"

by Salam Sagar (Pak) May 19, 2025

《¤》People《¤》Are《¤》Addicted《¤》To《¤》Expressing《¤》ToAngel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》To《¤》Use《¤》The《¤》Pen《¤》Tool《¤》In《¤》Adobe《¤》Photoshop《¤》

.

《¤》People《¤》Are《¤》Addicted《¤》To《¤》Expressing《¤》ToAngel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》To《¤》Use《¤》The《¤》Pen《¤》Tool《¤》In《¤》Adobe《¤》Photoshop《¤》

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

《¤》Adobe《¤》Incorporated 《¤》Jose《¤》Angel《¤》Robles《¤》Change《¤》Of《¤》Order《¤》adObe《¤》incorpUorated《¤》hAs《¤》joUse《¤》anGel《¤》roBles《¤》chaUnge《¤》oUf《¤》orDer《¤》adobE《¤》incorporateD《¤》haS《¤》josE《¤》angeL《¤》robleS《¤》changE《¤》oF《¤》ordeR《¤》

.

《¤》Adobe《¤》Incorporated 《¤》Jose《¤》Angel《¤》Robles《¤》Change《¤》Of《¤》Order《¤》adObe《¤》incorpUorated《¤》hAs《¤》joUse《¤》anGel《¤》roBles《¤》chaUnge《¤》oUf《¤》orDer《¤》adobE《¤》incorporateD《¤》haS《¤》josE《¤》angeL《¤》robleS《¤》changE《¤》oF《¤》ordeR《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Adobe Illustrator

Also known as "the death of workflow" this software is used to accomplish tedious tasks over and over again. Interns, but also senior employees, most of them coming from prestigious universities, are forced to use it by their directors. This implies moving the same arrows from left to right and from top to bottom until cerebral atrophy occurs. It may also stir serious debates about color tones and proper line-weights. Choosing corn flower blue instead of ultra violet might cause another wasted night in front of the screen, clicking on lines, one by one.

"Damn, last night I was doing Adobe Illustrator work until 6am."
"If you don't design what I told you, you will do Illustrator work for a month!"
"My boss is making me do Illustrator work because he thinks I'm too creative"

by wwhat should I use December 18, 2018