Drop a Deuce

To defecate . To relieve one's self by fecal expulsion from one's anus.

Origin: the frase could have been allocated to this meaning due to the assertion that the dump would be or feel like it was a two pounder. Hence the word 'deuce'. Or, the more commonly accepted origin of this frase is a response to a euphemism for taking a crap: 'going # 2'.

I can't wait to get home so I can Drop a Deuce !

by Ian Callahan January 5, 2006

pop a deuce

Refers to the beautiful act of dropping a huge infant sized deuce into the toilet. The phrase "pop a deuce" can only be accurate if, when the fecal pellets hit the water in the bowl of the toilet, a huge splash errupts and comes into contact with your ass. It is imperitive that your rump becomes moist with toilet water as if the terd was doing a canopener into your "pool" of toilet water. This move can only be acheived with great training... Or if you are a fat fuck.

Dude I am going to go practice my "pop a Deuce" technique.

I am so good at popping a deuce that my friends call me "POPPA DEUCE"

by DeucePopper December 20, 2006

Pump a deuce

to have a bowel movement; to shit

Would you be mad if I pump a deuce at your place?

by Ponny Ponz August 27, 2006

No dice on a deuce

Expression of disappointment after failing to have a bowel movement.

I'd hoped the kid would poop before we got on the road, but alas, no dice on a deuce.

by Moteq January 1, 2017

droppin' a deuce

pooping you retard.

"Where were you?" "Droppin' a deuce you retard."

by em & jane September 27, 2003

chunk a deuce

to chunk a deuce comes from houston texas it means while ur swangin wen someone rolls up beside u put up the deuce and holla "wut it do baby"

i was ridin down the street swangin and my homeboi rolled up beside me so i had to chunk a deuce

by terriffic June 11, 2006

busting a deuce

Weighing over two hundred pounds.

Denise is easily busting a deuce.

by kajoe September 20, 2006