wrong-way wang

A boner that goes completely up towards your belly button. Completely straight up, if you were to pee, you would get piss in your face. Usually occurs when one is really horny.

Dude i saw a picture of ur mom last night

And?

I got a wrong-way wang

Wow you are such an incestual freak.

by Harry Schroeder #6 September 4, 2007

wrongful poop

Being accused of making a noxious smelling poop after coming out of a bathroom that someone else has just pooped in.

Guy 1: "Dude did you just take that awful smelling dump?"

Guy 2: "No way man, that must have been the person before me."

Guy 1: "Understandable. I guess it's just a case of a wrongful poop."

by tamborines September 25, 2010

wrong house fool

1.A fool who chose the wrong house to steal.

2. Hitting an individual or object with a baseball bat.

Guy: Man this sure looks like a nice house to steal from.
Home Owner: Wrong House Fool!

by casaputas42 August 8, 2017

Wrong Thread Violation

Someone who repeatedly confuses, without remorse, what text thread they are on and posts the wrong information, pictures, comments, and memes.

We got a colossal school lesson plan sent on our text thread for the "Family" today, and we realized that it was my honey with yet another Wrong Thread Violation.

by Hixxz68 November 3, 2022

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

The proper way to tell someone they are doing something incorrectly.

Emo: -tries to commit suicide with butter knife-

Person: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

by Goddess_Freya May 5, 2008

Wrong-sider

Someone on the wrong side of the information divide. Comes from the Japanese 情弱, joujaku, meaning Information Illiterate. The counter term is Right-sider

Anon: Look at this article by CNN
Other Anon: Stop looking at mainstream media like a wrong-sider.

by Davixxa July 25, 2018

What Could Possibly Go Wrong

WCPGW- A statement of unbridled optimism and also an immediate trigger for Murphies Law. Generally uttered at meetings followed within seconds by a cascade of unexpected and horrid consequences.

What are you doing today?
Cleaning windows on the World Trade Centre, "What could possibly go wrong"

by Captkap March 29, 2011