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Shepards Pie without the Mash

The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.
1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.

2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"

3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.

4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed
by The Real Mark Hunt November 7, 2010
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"Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" is a trend on TikTok where if you watch a video like a spirit sighting or something, you have to say "Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" or else the spirit will haunt you until you die.

That is obviously fake since you can't get curses via bluetooth.
Random guy: *sees an unnerving video*
Random guy: oh my god i'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission
Random guy number 2: bruh you can't get curses via bluetooth wtf
by PoleyISuppose September 8, 2023
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Without Ruth

An alternate way of saying ruthless. Means that a person is being harsh or unforgiving. Can be Said after a friend has chosen not to laugh at a joke.
Charles: "a dyslexic man walked into a bra!"
Jake: (stares at charles, stony faced)
Charles: "oh man, You are totally without ruth!)
by tphigc August 19, 2008
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trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009
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Phone Withdrawal

The feeling you get when not having your phone for a long period of time, whether it due to losing it or it being dead and you're unable to charge it.
"I lost my phone, i hate not being able to communicate with anyone, what if someone's texting me right now?!?!"
"Dude, relax, you're just going through Phone Withdrawals."
by Mr Night September 19, 2011
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Holiday Withdrawal

A feeling of sadness once all of the hoopla from the holidays are over
Anne: How are you doing, Paula?

Paula: I'm alright. I'm just having some holiday withdrawals. :/
by Pepper & Salt December 27, 2013
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Cock Withdraw

When a woman is madly in love with a man and has been deprived of a sucking, licking, fondling, holding, making love, or most importantly being fucked by her man's cock, she may enter a depression, become unbelievably needy, clingy, horny, sex crazed, emotional, cry, and bitchy. Symptoms worsen the longer she goes without her man's cock inside her. If left untreated, she can go insane.
Damn, his girl is being so crazy and bitchy, she must be going through cock withdraw. Her boyfriend better fuck her nice and good before she goes insane!
by evafoxy May 24, 2018
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