by JustinGardener October 1, 2017
Get the lanky ass wipemug. A person who pretends to like music based on the musical quality, when truly they just like the song because the words are catchy or semi-funny.
LA-w "Dude, I really enjoy Poker Face by Lady Gaga for the quality of the electro-synchronization."
Me "quit being such a lyrical ass-wipe"
Me "quit being such a lyrical ass-wipe"
by TrickyDick69er February 4, 2010
Get the Lyrical Ass-wipemug. by (534nz4)(20th century, +85 years) February 1, 2008
Get the Ass Wipe Papermug. Humble Worker: "I just thought you'd want to know that docID # 1390882 in the database won't convert to PDF."
Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"
Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."
Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"
Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."
by Humble Worker March 10, 2011
Get the ass-wiping instructionsmug. A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.
ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "
RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"
RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"
by Horse head April 17, 2017
Get the Don't wipe your ass with me!mug. 1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa February 20, 2011
Get the Don't wipe your ass before you shitmug. 