This person doesn't care about anyone else but themselves. They treat others like shit and don't care about the feelings of others as long as they get what they want.
Look at that fucken ass wipe on his cell phone racing up to the stop sign looking like he's going to blow through it. He doesn't even care that I had to slam on my brakes thinking he wasn't going to stop.
by jimmybomm June 22, 2021
Get the fucken ass wipemug. A person who pretends to like music based on the musical quality, when truly they just like the song because the words are catchy or semi-funny.
LA-w "Dude, I really enjoy Poker Face by Lady Gaga for the quality of the electro-synchronization."
Me "quit being such a lyrical ass-wipe"
Me "quit being such a lyrical ass-wipe"
by TrickyDick69er February 4, 2010
Get the Lyrical Ass-wipemug. by (534nz4)(20th century, +85 years) February 1, 2008
Get the Ass Wipe Papermug. Humble Worker: "I just thought you'd want to know that docID # 1390882 in the database won't convert to PDF."
Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"
Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."
Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"
Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."
by Humble Worker March 10, 2011
Get the ass-wiping instructionsmug. A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.
ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "
RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"
RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"
by Horse head April 17, 2017
Get the Don't wipe your ass with me!mug. 1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa February 20, 2011
Get the Don't wipe your ass before you shitmug. 