by 1in7.7billion April 20, 2021
One who is in charge of the Physical Readiness and Training (PRT) program at your echelon, whose duties include looking up your shorts while pretending to count the number of sit-ups you're doing and caressing your waist as he lovingly slides the tape around your belly to measure its circumference.
You are absolutely getting a Posthumous Purple Heart in your next combat tour, you fucking weight nazi.
by Master Chief July 13, 2003
Husband: OMG baby that was the best handjob ever!!
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight
by thecoolestjewyouwishyouknew July 24, 2010
1. oh my i'm 95 pounds i'm at my crackhead weight(compared to 120 i used to be)
2. anorexia nervosa
3.lindsay lohan
2. anorexia nervosa
3.lindsay lohan
by Real Nigga What's Up July 20, 2010
When someone weighs them self n the morning before eating so they think they weigh lighter than they are the rest of the day. Usually done to make oneself feel better about their body.
Stacy: *weighs herself* OMG! I'm losing so much weight!
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.
by Spam Happy August 29, 2009
by BasedBop April 25, 2014
The ideal body weight of an individual as calculated via a website. The term is meant to be a bit tongue-in-cheek as often when a website says you are overweight you may be quite in proportion, fit and healthy.
by Sambuco July 28, 2012