Walmart

A place where hoes go to shop for shit that they dont need in their pj's

Person 1: Im going to Walmart.

Person 2: Im sorry for you.

by _Jake from State Farm__ December 17, 2019

Walmart

A 5 finger discount store catering to tweakers 24 hours a day 7 days a week, around the world.

Fran took her Walmart loot to the drug dealer for trade.

by BeeInEasy July 6, 2016

Walmart

A place where guns are next to the toys and jake pauls favorite store

"Walmart"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

Walmart

A place where you can find Jesus

LETS GO TO WALMART AND GET JESUS

by Khzdfzf.kjhzjskr.hffz September 24, 2018

Walmart

hell

drunk 16 yo : lets jump in the Walmart ball kart

his or her friends :YAS babby

by why-are-u-searching-this-$hit May 17, 2021

Walmart

A place where jake paul gets his cheap as fuck shitty wardrobe and where they make you want to become a fat ass

Guys i just found jake paul buying cheap as fuck shoes at walmart!

by 1inkthan113 August 20, 2018

Walmart

The Palace of Earthly Delights. The place where you can go to buy donuts, condoms, and Diablo II all in one stop. The employees are known as "associates" and while the customers are often stereotyped as being redneck white trash, many affluent people shop there as well because a bargain is a bargain.

Associate #1: "Say, isn't that Cornelius W. Plunkett III over there in the soft drink aisle? He shops at Walmart?"

Associate #2: "Yup, that special we're running on Diet Pepsi is a hit! Fwee!"

by GV-Tanith January 13, 2009