Wake, spank and bake 

When you wake up early, fuck you're girl then both smoke a joint.

Girl: "You up or a wake, spank and bake?"
Guy: "Sure, you get to suckin' and I'll roll the joints."

Wake, spank and bake by pothead86 August 21, 2009

Wake, Bake, and Wade 

The act of waking up, smoking herb, and going for a swim.

The purpose of this is to calm you down and relax you. The preferred time for this event is 7-8AM, because it won't be too hot. This can be done alone, or in a small group of no more than 5. Too many people would ruin the relaxed environment. It is acceptable to be in a hot tub instead. It is also acceptable to be nude.

Guy 1: *yawn* Hey last night was great, babe.

Girl 1: You're telling me.
Guy 1: Let's go smoke a bowl by the pool then go in the hot tub.
Girl 1: I'm up for a Wake, Bake, and Wade.

Wake, Bake, and Wade by GodsInfantry August 18, 2010

wake and take and bake 

to wake up, take a final exam, and get baked.

Yo we got that final exam tomorrow. Wanna wake and take and bake?

wake and take and bake by Poppa Raj January 4, 2008

Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat 

The equivalent of smoking weed everyday, but you smoke it at the end of the day (Like hotboxing it with a buddy after work), going home, and sleeping till like noon, then after you wake up, eating everything in sight, and having intensions of doing the same thing, that day, and however many more times after that.

Stoner 1: So dude, what are you doing today after work?
Stoner 2: I'm probably going to Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat
Stoner 1: Dude can I come?
Stoner 2: No....

Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat by Blast Berry July 18, 2014

Wake, bake, and shake 

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out

“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”

Wake, bake, and shake by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022