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velocoraptors 

"I like eating velocoraptors!!"
"Velocoraptors taste amazingnes in their yummyness"
velocoraptors by Velocoraptor April 21, 2018

Velociraptor 

An individual of either sex who enjoys sexual roleplay as a dinosaur.
Person 1: Oh yeah, watch me lay my eggs. Now you go and hunt some mid-sized mammals for us to eat while I protect the nest from opportunistic egg thieves.
Person 2: Ugh, I wish you'd told me you were a velociraptor before I brought you home.

Velociraptor 

The dinosaur with wings
What dinosaur that has wings? Oh the velociraptor.

Velociraptor 

A species of Maniraptoran Theropod datimg back to 70 million years ago, They are known for their quick speed, small stature, and a feathered body resembleling that of a hawk
You are as agile as a Velociraptor.

velociraptor attack 

The act of having sex or person you have sex with.
"How many days since your last velociraptor attack?"

Velociraptor 

A velociraptor is not what you are generally told as being tall and scaly they were feathered all over. also they are around, 1.6 FT tall. they also did not live in a park on a fictional island. they generally hunted prey species such as little lizards small, mammals, eggs, and baby dinosaurs. they are also a dromeosaurid which consists of many species including velociraptors. they also lived around 75 million years ago then they went extinct for good but their lineage continues today in birds.
The velociraptor is small.