Vegetarian

A person who kills plants for food, claiming it's evil to kill animals.
"I'm going to kill a plant and then tell everyone how bad it is to kill."
—Random Vegetarian
by Relentless February 11, 2005
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A excuse to prevent indigestion, projectile vomit, insulting of family members, or other discomforts that are caused by eating certain meats.
Bill- Why haven't you eaten your haggis?
Bob- I'm a vegetarian
by <3zeEMO July 14, 2006
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A person that is too much of a pussy to eat meat.
Joe:John is such a pussy he won't eat a hamburger.

Kerry: LOL. Fucking vegetarian. What a wuss.
by Wouldn't you like to know. December 18, 2004
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The white man killed all our buffalo. Hell might as well be vegetarian.
by gummy March 24, 2005
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People who do not realize that humans are the top of the food chain and refuse to eat meat. Vegetarians are mostly soccer moms, preppies, tree-huggers, crazed enviormentalists, save-the-whales girls, pro-lifers, members of the terrorist group PETA, anti-fur terrorists, and anorexic girls who are worried about getting "fat".
Vegetarians are great because they leave more meat for the smarter people who realize that humans need animals for food.
by meateater June 27, 2003
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Someone who believes the silly argument about how the world will be saved if people eat plants instead of meat -- when really that argument is not against humans natural diet of meat but an against the current overpopulation.

(fewer people, eat more meat). (Fewer people try the sterile fly approach violating no ones right to sex.)
You mean if we reduced human population to 1/10th the current level, few places would need confinement feedlots to grow meat?

Yep, the PETA-vegetarian plan puts people in the overpopulated, restricted diet environment of confined feedlots in place of animals -- while still allowing people to use up wilderness. Not a real solution.

Yes with everyone becoming a vegetarian we can support 10 times as many humans as with meat. But within 30-50 years we still start universal starvation in elbow to elbow company of universal harmony.

But if we all become vegetarians we gain 30-50 years. By then we can gain another 20 years by using genetic engineering to shrink average human size to a body mass of 1/6th, about 30 pounds - which Guinness books records show is viable for intelligent human life. We will then be small gray people with space and time travel technology (proven by UFO accounts) and never have to worry about overpopulating a world...although reproduction may well require anal probes of our ancestors.
by Cannibal Lector February 10, 2010
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The source of protein used by most carnivores.
The Lion pack (carnivores) ate the wildebeast (protein) for dinner.
by Carnivore by choice July 11, 2003
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