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yall seen vance?

that man loved by them big black men
Vance by yolo1617 December 4, 2023
Originally a surname, this name is derived from the old English word fenn, meaning “marshland.” Vance is also ancestrally linked to Scotland, where the name evolved from Norman settlers of the de Vaux clan.
You can't seriously be supported by Vance, a marshland, is unbuildable, and usually sanctioned for wildlife and eco-systems.
Vance by #rejectproject2025 July 24, 2024
To have sexual relations with an inanimate object in a very precise, meticulous manner.
Phil don't need no girlfriend. He vances his roomba Friday nights. He only needs a blanket, a couple sandwich bags and a charged up roomba and and he's good for the weekend.

Motherf*cker vanced my vacuum cleaner last weekend and now the floor sweeper's all f*cked up.
Vance by Corvid14 July 25, 2024
"I had such a rough week. I'm ready to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."
Vance by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024
"It's been a long day. I'm going to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."
Vance by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024
Noun. A severe penile abrasion, esp. one gained during unprotected sexual intercourse with a couch.
Man, I got such a bad vance the other night that my doctor told me I had to lay off the love seat for a whole week.
Vance by Apsis July 26, 2024