hostile underwear

Underwear that creep up the crack of your rear end and you always have to adjust

I have to throw out these hostile underwear because they are driving me crazy all day.

by WinnipegZ May 19, 2010

imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

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by SirSlashyDucks February 10, 2022

underwear party

a party where everybody strips down to there underwear. the party goes on as a usual party ,but can turn into a sex party if the people are willing.

dude lets go to the underwear party in our thongs
no man they'll make fun of us lets go in our boxers
sure man then if were lucky we'll get laid.

by johny A June 6, 2005

shock underwear

Shock Underwear is underwear that has a little piece of metal, & some wires people can't feel and gives electric shock to the victim. It comes for boys and girls, men & women in many diffrents designs & colors: Such as stripes, solids & railraod ties. Shock Underwear doesn't come cheap. It is very hard to find. Most stores and online sites don't carry it. How sad, since it is a good prank. For added discomfort give the victim a normal wedgie. You the giver will recieve a little shock, but add major discomfort to them. DON'T put shock underwear, over victims head, otherwise SERIOUS INJURY, & or DEATH may OCCURE. No, I didn't do this to anyone, it is just COMMON SENSE.

For my sixth birthday, my adopted female cousin came over, gave me a black & yellow railroad tie boxer, it was, but is was also SHOCK UNDERWEAR and I didn't yet know about the shock part of the underwear. I was already embarsed, but had no choice but to try it on, since I had to be polite & MY MOM WAS THERE. They told me I was six and needed to get out of tidy whitys. Next I go to try in on & it's shocking me around my waist. It hurt like Hell. Next thing I know, is I'm running into the living room and the shock boxers are shocking me. I have never been so embarsed, even though I got $2,000.00 from them, since money is no object for them. To this day, I still wear tidy whitys.

by freindly tip29 June 1, 2009

The shit stain on the underwear of life

What eminem describes himself as in the song Won`t Back Down (ft. Pink)

...Shut the fuck up listen while my shits playin`Im the shit stain on the underwear of life..

by blu3hat February 27, 2011

saxx underwear

Underwear for dudes with big dicks.

Girl 1: woah I heard that he wears SAXX underwear!

Girl 2: oh you know what that means 😏

by nyello_ May 28, 2017

under beard

When a teenage boy is not yet man enough to grow a full beard, but instead grows ugly/nasty stubble under the chin and above the throat.

Tyler rubbed his under beard making a loud scratching sound.

by cuttyb June 11, 2006