A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
by Nick D May 30, 2006
Get the like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling mug."I just totally Mud Turkied you at a game of pool." Which translates roughly in to, "I just beat you so bad at pool that your mother started crying and offered me her body so I would stop destroying you so madKorely".
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During class I got an erection and the teacher called me up to the front of the class so i had to pull the turkish tuck.
by Beau Ner February 26, 2009
Get the turkish tuck mug.The act of covering your entire penis with glue and then while it is still wet, rubbing sand all over it. When it is completely dry, give your partner surprise buttsex. This will leave your partner in unbearable pain.
Turkish man: "I gave my wife the good ol' Turkish sandbar while she was sleeping because she cheated on me
American: " here in America we have the boston sandtrap "
American: " here in America we have the boston sandtrap "
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Get the Turkish sandbar mug.Derogatory term derived from turd used in various episodes of the Beavis and Butthead cartoon TV series.
Not the Roman god of faecal impaction.
Not the Roman god of faecal impaction.
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