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A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
by Nick D May 30, 2006
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Mud Turkied

Supremely owned, embarrassingly schooled
"I just totally Mud Turkied you at a game of pool." Which translates roughly in to, "I just beat you so bad at pool that your mother started crying and offered me her body so I would stop destroying you so madKorely".
by Jeremy Slider November 15, 2007
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turkish tuck

When a man gets a boner and tucks it up in the waist band of his pants or shorts.
During class I got an erection and the teacher called me up to the front of the class so i had to pull the turkish tuck.
by Beau Ner February 26, 2009
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Turkish sandbar

The act of covering your entire penis with glue and then while it is still wet, rubbing sand all over it. When it is completely dry, give your partner surprise buttsex. This will leave your partner in unbearable pain.
Turkish man: "I gave my wife the good ol' Turkish sandbar while she was sleeping because she cheated on me

American: " here in America we have the boston sandtrap "
by Notarealcamel February 9, 2014
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Turdicus

Derogatory term derived from turd used in various episodes of the Beavis and Butthead cartoon TV series.

Not the Roman god of faecal impaction.
Oi, turdicus, turn your N.E.S off before it burns the house down!
by xpdamus1 August 15, 2007
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Turdicus

TURDICUS! GOD OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS!

His followers are called Fecites. Are you one of them?
"PRAISE TO DA LAWD! TURDICUS CLEANED ME OUT!"
by TURDICUS August 31, 2011
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Turkish Bayonet

when you shit on your dick and cut it off and shove it up your ass
alex is into some weird shit. i heard his last act was the turkish bayonet.
by dean bean machine April 5, 2020
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