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Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
by sproates April 29, 2021
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high beam trolly

The act of a driver driving with their high beams constantly on in a act of seeking out and identifying another driver for homosexual activities.
The middle eastern truck driver appear to be high beam trolly, later I seen him on the side of the road swallowing another trucks sword.
by …..turtle February 10, 2023
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buff tally

Aye icl shes some buff tally yk
by clartin09 January 15, 2024
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For Whom The Bell Tolls

1. Amazing Metallica song with Amazing bass and heavy guitar riffs

2. A song by Saxon which has catchy riffs.
For Whom The Bell Tolls by both bands are great
by UltimateDoge November 15, 2023
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