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Scut Monkey

A Scut Monkey is a person who is the has no morals and contributes no value to society.... But who has fun laughing at other peoples expense and misfortune! The type of person you would find on Benidorm strip encouraging their 10 year old (trainee scut monkey) to put money down a pole dancers pants at 12pm on a Wednesday afternoon!
Look at that Scut monkey! what a Scut monkey! Check out Scut Monkey Entertainments!
by Scut Monkey Entertainments September 26, 2025
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Scut

A dismissive slur used to brand someone as socially clueless and embarrassingly uncool. Calling someone a scut suggests they’re not only out of touch but also lack the common sense or social intelligence expected in everyday life, essentially lumping them in with the “dumb” crowd, no matter how many books they read.
Will is not just awkward, he’s a total scut. You know, the kind of dumb, lifeless deadweight nobody wants around.
by Deluca22 September 30, 2025
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Scut

it can be a noun or verb. means to be high as fuck. or to begin getting high as fuck.
conversation: me- Yo wanna go scut rq. twin- hell yeah lets get scut as fuck
by ScutLord June 5, 2024
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