Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017

Dirty Olson

When you cum inside your partner in no
particular hole and or spot, then
proceed to eat your own jizz.

Also known as 0lsoning yourself or
getting Olsoned.

My trans mate blew me until I came in his
mouth and then he dirty olsoned me
while French kissing

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

emma olson

Some bitch

Emma Olson is a bitch.

by Emma Tracy December 8, 2017

Shon Motherfucking Olson

That guy.

Q: Who played this music?

A: Shon Motherfucking Olson

Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible.
A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.

by DannyNoonan89 February 24, 2019

Sammie Olson

A beautiful, kind, considerate girl. She isn't perfect and has her flaws like everyone else. I'm not perfect, I want to be.. but that's not realistic or even possible. I love you because you make my day. You were my first ever friend at msum before we even came here.. I don't know what I'd do without you.. I'd lose a part of me.. you're like that good imp telling me to no you've got to eat or stop working out :P i love you and you need to know that .. i know i can be stubborn but you're amazing girl! Don't let anyone tell you any different! (:

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Sammie Olson rocks

by flickingpickles December 14, 2013

Tyler olson

Scrawny and tall and terrible with the ladys. Drives a pos Cadillac. Wacks off sideways do to his crooked shoulder

Tyler olson is a weird guy

by Jsjebbdjjend. x April 30, 2019