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monsoon brownout

Like the rolling brownout except the anus must touch the face of the person being shat upon and the consistency of the feces is watery with possible chunks resembling the debris from a washed away city in a monsoon.
Patron:
"So... how much is a monsoon brownout?"
Hooker:
"As much as you can drink!"
by Bartledo May 27, 2011
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Gorilla Monsoon

When a chubby, hairy man cums on his own stomach, immediately grabs his wife by the back of her neck and nuzzles her nose inside his navel. A form of love abuse.
"Here it comes, oh, here, it comes!!!"

(Grabs her head) "Gorilla Monsoon bitch!!!" (Splat, right into the matted down hairy belly)
by Intangible Mandible January 18, 2016
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Monsooning

When you are having a really bad day and everything that can go wrong does, it is not just raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead. Figuratively speaking of course.
Yesterday I was having a lousy day and it felt like it wasn't just raining on me but monsooning on me instead.
by Gusto66 January 17, 2021
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Monsoon

Feasting on the insides of your enemies. How easily you ignore the loss of life when it suits your convenience. So tell me: who saves the weak from the man who saves the weak? Kill or be killed Jack. Phnom Penh taught me that. Yes, you aren’t the only one to grow up on the killing fields. War is a cruel parent but an effective teacher. It’s final lesson is carved deep in my psyche: that this world, and all it’s people are diseased. Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture — they are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair... All memes, all passed along. You can’t fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong pray upon the weak. Sam tells me you see your weapon as a tool. Something that saves lives — a means of justice. Now there’s a pretty meme. Exquisite! It’s spared you the burden of all the lives you’ve taken... ...absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it. That is until the illusion was broken. Don’t be ashamed. It’s only nature, running its course. You have no choices to make. Nothing to answer for. You can die with a clear conscience.
HOLY SHIT A MONSOON IS COMING HERE, GO GO GO
by PICKELTON THE PICKLEST July 9, 2024
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Monsooning

When you are having a really, really bad day it is not raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead, figuratively speaking of course.
I've had one of those days when everything that could go wrong went wrong and it didn't just rain on me, it was monsooning on me instead.
by Gusto66 January 16, 2021
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Monsoon

The guy from Metal Gear Rising that lectures you about fucking Among Us and memes.
If you didn't learn to parry from blade wolf, this mf's boutta teach you
by The Fucking Mailman May 11, 2022
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monsoon monday

Monsoon Monday is the celebration of the MGR villain Monsoon that takes place every Monday
WOOOOOO ITS FUCKING MONSOON MONDAY
by Dmzerz123 May 22, 2022
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